New Challenge Every Day - September 6th: Peaches

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Peaches

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

void_nothing 11 (+2)
dyd 10 (+2)
ECPmath 10 (+2)
BaconCatBug 8 (+0)
JovialJovian 8 (+4)
Feyd_Ruin 7
Riria 6
netn10 6 (+2)
CunningGabe 4
Raptorchan 3 (+0)
kwanyeegor-ii 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Princesses

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Ayshaara, Highspire Mistress 3UB
Legendary Artifact Creature - Human Noble (MR)
When Ayshaara enters the battlefield, exile all artifact creature cards from your graveyard, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on her equal to the number of cards exiled this way divided by three, rounded down.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Ayshaara: Gain control of target artifact.
5/5

vote: dyd, void_nothing

Damsel in Distress WW
Creature - Human Noble
Whenever an opponent casts a spell with one or more targets, that spell must target Damsel in Distress if able.
Damsel in Distress must block if able.
Whenever Damsel in Distress becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, or a source an opponent controls deals damage to Damsel in Distress, create a 2/2 white Human Knight creature token with vigilance.
0/3

IIW: Realistically extremely powerful cards.

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Accursed Princess gw
Creature - Human Noble
Lifelink
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Accursed Princess.
2/2
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Graceful Virago
{g/w} Creature - Orc Noble
Lifelink, trample, vigilance
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Graceful Virago unless you control another Orc, Ogre or Troll.
5/5

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IIW: two enchantment types on a card (= two of Aura, Cartouche, Curse, Saga, Shrine)

Votes: JovialJovian, dyd

Princess Apricot 5
Legendary Artifact - Vehicle (R)
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Whenever Princess Apricot deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token for each Pirate that crewed it this turn. (It's an artifact with "T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
[5/5]

IIW: Eldraine

Votes: JovialJovian, ECPmath

Sleeping Beauty WW
Creature - Human Noble (Rare)
Sleeping Beauty enters the battlefield tappee and doesn't untap during your untap step.
Tap another untapped Noble you control: Untap Sleeping Beauty.
T: Draw a card.
3/3

IIW: Four color mechanic.

Votes: netn10, ECPmath

Graceful Princess 1WU
Creature - Human Noble (U)
When Graceful Princess enters the battlefield, untap target permanent.
WU, T: Tap target permanent. If it's a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
2/2

IIW: Combo disruptor cards

[dyd]

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

The Giant Peach 3
Legendary Artifact - Food
Humans you control get +1/+1 for each Insect you control.
t, Sacrifice another Food: Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
2, t, Sacrifice The Giant Peach: You gain 3 life. Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
James now had a loving new family, and all the friends in the world.

IIW: sagas on Alara or Tarkir

[ECPmath]

Votes: net10, raptorchan

Princess Peach 1WB
Legendary Creature - Human Noble (R)
When Princess Peach enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
Other creatures you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink.
Whenever a player becomes the monarch, they gain control of Princess Peach.
0/4

IIW: a "do nothing" artifact or enchantment

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definitely not the exact design i forgot to post yesterday that happened to fit for today

[BaconCatBug]

Votes: dyd, void_nothing
IIW: 7 on the Storm Scale

Pántáo's Blessing 2{g/w}{g/w}
Legendary Enchantment — Aura (Rare)
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature has indestructible, can't be sacrificed, and effects that would reduce enchanted creature's toughness to less than 1 reduce it to 1 instead.
Escape —2gw, Exile four other cards from your graveyard.

[netn10]

Votes: JovialJovian, dyd

Bowl of Blessed Peaches GW
Artifact - Food (Uncommon)
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Bowl of Blessed Peaches, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard, then you gain 6 life.
2, Sacrifice Bowl of Blessed Peaches: You gain 3 life.

IIW: Party with a twist.

[JovialJovian]

votes: netn10, Raptorchan

The Immortal Peach BG
Legendary Creature - Plant God
Indestructible, defender
At the beginning of your end step, create a Food.
Whenever you sacrifice a food, target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
0/3

IIW: Conspiracies

[Raptorchan]

Votes: dyd, netn10

Peacher 2{g/w}
Creature - Human Cleric (U)
If you would gain life, you may create a Food token instead.
"Peach it!"
2/3

IIW: Kaldheim

[Riria]

Votes: Raptorchan, netn10

Impeach 1U
Instant (U)
You may sacrifice a Food instead of paying Impeach's mana cost.
Detain target creature. Draw a card.

IIW: Puns.

[void_nothing]

Votes: JovialJovian, Raptorchan

Mystic Peach of Baakir 2
Legendary Artifact - Food (M)
Whenever Mystic Peach of Baakir enters or leaves the battlefield, you may pay X. When you do, you gain X life. If X is 2 or more, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If X is 4 or more, return up to one target creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If X is 6 or more, double your life total at the beginning of the next end step.
2, T, Sacrifice Mystic Peach of Baakir: You gain 3 life.
The greatest delicacy of a land on Eldraine far away from the Realm.

IIW: Manticores or Masticores