New Challenge Every Day - August 5th: the Infinite Consortium

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
the Infinite Consortium

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

void_nothing 11 (+2)
dyd 10 (+3)
folding_music 9 (+2)
netn10 7 (+3)
BaconCatBug 6
JovialJovian 5 (+4)
kwanyeegor-ii 3
MonoRedMage 3
BeneTleilax 0

.::Note of the Day::.

Wiki entry

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Mutants, Ninjas, and/or Turtles

folding_music, dyd

Underway Master 2WU
Creature - Mutant Rat
Return an attacking, unblocked creature you control to its owner's hand: Put a Turtle creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.
Each Turtle creature you control enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter and a first strike counter on it.
2/3

IIW: Current events

Votes: void_nothing, JovialJovian

Caravaggio, the Belligerent 1gr
Legendary Creature - Turtle Rogue
Whenever one or more Turtles you control attack or block, create a Food token.
Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, Caravaggio gets +3/+0 and gains your choice of haste, trample or first strike.
"Let me have one more slice and I'll show you!"
2/4

IIW: companions for fun

Votes: folding_music, dyd

Emerald Kappa 2G
Creature - Turtle Shaman (Common)
Sacrifice Emerald Kappa: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
The Kappas live longer than most beings in Kamigawa, but their legacy live even longer.
2/3

IIW: Vehicle tribal

votes: void_nothing, netn10

Dart Frog Figurine
Tribal Artifact - Ninja (R)
Ninjutsu bbb
When Dart Frog Figurine enters the battlefield, it becomes a 1/1 creature in addition to its other types and gains haste until end of turn.
Attacking creatures you control have infect.

IIW: candy and cakes

Boring and obvious but I am having a brainfog day (and yeah I know it should be Mutant Turtle Ninja but, theming!)

Splinter Clan Apprentice 1RWB
Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle
Ninjutsu {r/w}{w/b}{b/r}
First strike, menace, lifelink.
Whenever Splinter Clan Apprentice deals combat damage to a player, untap up to two target Ninjas.
2/3

Votes: JovialJovian netn10

IIW: Goblins and/or the Slaying thereof.

Votes - dyd, JovialJovian

Hideous Ruffian 1RR
Creature - Goblin Mutant Ninja {U}
When you cast Hideous Ruffian, it deals 3 damage to you.
Ninjutsu - Sacrifice a creature and a Mountain.
4/3

IIW: Drawbacks

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Cloakback Krasis 4GU
Creature - Turtle Mutant (M)
Trample
Evolve
Remove two +1/+1 counters from Cloakback Krasis: Cloakback Krasis gains protection from everything until end of turn.
Remove four +1/+1 counters from Cloakback Krasis: You gain protection from everything until end of turn.
5/3

IIW: E

[dyd]

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Hire the Consortium xxur
Sorcery
Choose up to X artifact cards you own from outside the game and put them into your hand.
Add X mana of any one color.

IIW: Eggs

[netn10]

Votes: folding_music, void_nothing

From the Consortium 6
Artifact Sorcery (Mythic)
Choose two traits, then create a Masterpiece artifact token with the chosen traits:
* "T: Draw a card."
* "T: This artifact deals 3 damage to any target."
* "3: Untap this artifact."
* "6: Create a token that's a copy of this artifact."

IIW: Amonketh with a twist.

[folding_music]

votes: MonoRedMage, dyd

Planar Smuggling 2ub
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent puts one or more card from their library or their graveyard into their hand, name a card, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal the named card. Put that card into your hand and exile the rest.
Most discover that they've become the involuntary couriers of the Consortium weeks after the fact. Some never notice at all.

IIW: green flyers

[JovialJovian]

Votes: folding_music (though it's overpowered), void_nothing

Procurement 1UBR
Sorcery
Search all players' hands, graveyards, libraries, all cards on the battlefield, the stack, in exile, and outside the game for a card and exile it. Each player shuffles their library. You may play that card as long as it remains exiled, and may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast it.
Exile Procurement.

IIW: Movie magic

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, MonoRedMage

Tezzeret's Smugglers 2UU
Creature - Human Rogue (U)
Tezzeret's Smugglers can't be blocked except by creatures with defender.
Artifact spells you cast cost 1 less to cast.
Artifact spells you cast cost an additional 1 less to cast as long as you control a Tezzeret planeswalker.
2/2

IIW: Planeswalker deck-style cards