New Challenge Every Day - August 4th: Mutants, Ninjas, and/or Turtles

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Mutants, Ninjas, and/or Turtles

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

void_nothing 9 (+2)
folding_music 7 (+3)
dyd 7 (+2)
BaconCatBug 6
netn10 4 (+0)
kwanyeegor-ii 3
MonoRedMage 3 (+3)
JovialJovian 1 (+0)
BeneTleilax 0

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Phyrexia

Votes: folding_music, MonoRedMage

Birthing Vat 3g
Artifact - Equipment
Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose any number of other target Equipments. For each of those Equipments, its controller creates a 0/0 black Germ creature token and attaches that Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip 2

IIW: gold card that joins two themes of Jumpstart

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Rona, Compleat 2UB
Legendary Artifact Creature - Human
~'s power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards imprinted with her
Imprint - As ~ enters the battlefield, exile another target artifact or creature.
Imprint - 4UB: Exile another target artifact or creature or target artifact or creature card in a graveyard.
X, T: Create a token that's a copy of an imprinted card with converted mana cost X.
*/*

IIW: the Infinite Consortium

Votes: folding_music, MonoRedMage

Outworldly Sphinx 2UU
Creature - Sphinx (Rare)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a card you own outside of the game on top of your library.
"I see worlds I do not understand. A world torn into five, with one ready to accept Phyrexian science."
4/4

IIW: Hearthstone card into Magic.

votes: void_nothing, dyd

Mosis Form
Artifact Creature - Zombie Construct (U)
Whenever an equipment becomes attached to Mosis Form, that equipment's controller sacrifices it and Mosis Form gets +4/+4 until end of turn. If that Equipment granted flying, Mosis Form also gains flying until end of turn. The same is true for deathtouch, trample, first strike, protection, vigilance, lifelink, haste, reach, hexproof and indestructibility.
2/2

IIW: ": add ."

Votes: MonoRedMage, folding_music

Phyrexian Utopia 2WW
Enchantment (M)
Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, that player sacrifices that creature unless they pay 1.
Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, sacrifice that creature. You gain life equal to its power and create a number of 1/1 white Cleric Soldier creature tokens with first strike and infect equal to its toughness.

IIW: Thallids

[JovialJovian]

folding_music, dyd

Underway Master 2WU
Creature - Mutant Rat
Return an attacking, unblocked creature you control to its owner's hand: Put a Turtle creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.
Each Turtle creature you control enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter and a first strike counter on it.
2/3

IIW: Current events

[dyd]

Votes: void_nothing, JovialJovian

Caravaggio, the Belligerent 1gr
Legendary Creature - Turtle Rogue
Whenever one or more Turtles you control attack or block, create a Food token.
Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, Caravaggio gets +3/+0 and gains your choice of haste, trample or first strike.
"Let me have one more slice and I'll show you!"
2/4

IIW: companions for fun

[netn10]

Votes: folding_music, dyd

Emerald Kappa 2G
Creature - Turtle Shaman (Common)
Sacrifice Emerald Kappa: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
The Kappas live longer than most beings in Kamigawa, but their legacy live even longer.
2/3

IIW: Vehicle tribal

[folding_music]

votes: void_nothing, netn10

Dart Frog Figurine
Tribal Artifact - Ninja (R)
Ninjutsu bbb
When Dart Frog Figurine enters the battlefield, it becomes a 1/1 creature in addition to its other types and gains haste until end of turn.
Attacking creatures you control have infect.

IIW: candy and cakes

[BaconCatBug]

Boring and obvious but I am having a brainfog day (and yeah I know it should be Mutant Turtle Ninja but, theming!)

Splinter Clan Apprentice 1RWB
Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle
Ninjutsu {r/w}{w/b}{b/r}
First strike, menace, lifelink.
Whenever Splinter Clan Apprentice deals combat damage to a player, untap up to two target Ninjas.
2/3

Votes: JovialJovian netn10

IIW: Goblins and/or the Slaying thereof.

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - dyd, JovialJovian

Hideous Ruffian 1RR
Creature - Goblin Mutant Ninja {U}
When you cast Hideous Ruffian, it deals 3 damage to you.
Ninjutsu - Sacrifice a creature and a Mountain.
4/3

IIW: Drawbacks

[void_nothing]

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Cloakback Krasis 4GU
Creature - Turtle Mutant (M)
Trample
Evolve
Remove two +1/+1 counters from Cloakback Krasis: Cloakback Krasis gains protection from everything until end of turn.
Remove four +1/+1 counters from Cloakback Krasis: You gain protection from everything until end of turn.
5/3

IIW: E