New Challenge Every Day - July 12th: Cards with cocktail names

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Cards with cocktail names

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

dyd 21 (+2)
void_nothing 19 (+3)
Lorn Asbord Schutta 18
netn10 18 (+2)
JovialJovian 17 (+3)
folding_music 15 (+2)
Subject16 14
MonoRedMage 4

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Adventures

Votes: folding_music, void_nothing

Naive Rainbow-Chaser 3w
Creature – Human Peasant
Lifelink
When ~ enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Dog creature token.
2/2
"I've a feeling we're not in Ardenvale anymore."
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Relocating Tornado 1w
Instant – Adventure
Exile target land you own, then return it to the battlefield. Destroy up to one target Warlock.

IIW: scenes or characters from Oz

votes: JovialJovian, dyd

Repurposement Drone 1u
Creature - Eldrazi Drone (U)
Devoid
Ingest
Whenever Repurposement Drone ingests an instant or sorcery card, scry 3.
1/3
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Peruse the Menu 1u
Sorcery - Adventure
For each player, put target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard on top of their library.

IIW: pure evil

Votes: JovialJovian; void_nothing

Repentant Noble
Creature - Monk Noble (U)
Prevent all combat damage dealt to and dealt by Repentant Noble.
"I've killed enough in my youth. Now I have to make sure other doesn't follow my path."
2/3
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Raze and Pillage
Sorcery - Adventure
Destroy target land. Raze and Pillage deals 2 damage to each creature.

IIW: changeling

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Tooth Faerie 2B
Creature - Faerie (Common)
Flying
When Tooth Faerie enters the battlefield, each player draws a card and loses 1 life.
"I took your tooth and replaced it with something better."
2/1
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Tooth Extract B
Sorcery - Adventure (Common)
Target player discards a card and loses 1 life.

IIW: Zendikar Rising

dyd, netn10

Chronoseer 3UUU
Creature - Human Wizard
This spell costs 3 less to cast during an extra turn.
When Chronoseer enters the battlefield, draw three cards.
3/3
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Just a Moment 4UUU
Instant - Adventure
Take an extra turn after this one.

IIW: Supertype: World

Votes: folding_music, netn10

Riders of Embereth 1RR
Creature - Human Knight (R)
Double strike
"Having your mate's back is expected of a good knight. Having their other sides is the sign of a great one."
2/2
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Strike Together RR
Instant - Adventure (R)
Double all damage that would be dealt by a source of your choice this turn.

IIW: Innistrad monsters

[dyd]

Votes: Lorn Asbord Schutta, netn10

Spritz
Instant
Scry 1.
Add .
One part sparkling water, one part bitter, one part white wine.
Greater than the sum of its parts.

IIW; legendary land

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Votes: netn10; dyd

Margarita
Legendary Creature - Human Noble (M)
When Margarita enters the battlefield, create a Food token for each Noble you control.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may tap all Nobles, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Noble you control.
The Generous Queen has many dishes and drinks in her stocks.
3/7

IIW: Non-white board wipes

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Bloody Mary 2RR
Creature - Spirit (Rare)
Flying, haste
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to its controller.
2/2

IIW: Land that taps for exactly four different colors.

[Subject16]

Lorn Absord Schutta, nent10

Corpse Reviver 2BB
Creature — Human Warlock (Rare)
When Corpse Reviver enters the battlefield, exile target creature card from a graveyard.
B, T: Exile target creature card from a graveyard.
1BB, T: Put target creature card exiled with Corpse Reviver onto the battlefield under your control.
2/3

IIW: Hybrid Zombies

[folding_music]

votes: dyd, void_nothing

Rum Punch
Sorcery (C)
Rum Punch deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X equals one plus the highest power among Pirates you control.
"There's nothing especially virtuous about being able to hold your grog. Let someone else hold it for a damn change!" - Cap'n Parrish

IIW: artists and authors

[JovialJovian]

dyd, netn10

A Day In The Shade GU
Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one. Skip the combat step of that turn. You can't cast spells or activate abilities during that turn.

IIW: World permanents

[void_nothing]

Votes: Lorn Asbord Schutta, JovialJovian

Harvey, Wall Banger RW
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior (R)
Vigilance
Wall spells you cast cost 1 less to cast.
Whenever Harvey attacks, choose target creature with defender. Unless defending player places something in between Harvey and that creature within five seconds, Harvey gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that creature's toughness. If you control that creature, Harvey gains all abilities of that creature other than defender until end of turn. Otherwise, destroy it. ("In between" means "on the straight-line path between.")
He is the all-time greatest at throwing himself at hard things, and at bouncing off he's second only to Rick O'Shea.
2/2

IIW: Card names that start with The.