New Challenge Every Day - April 22: Goblin Humor

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Today's Challenge:
Goblin Humor

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:
  • Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)
  • Make a card that fits the current challenge.
  • Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.
Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.
dyd 37 (+1)
Subject16 36 (+3)
Guardman 34 (+1)
w0mbat 33 (+1)
JovialJovian 30 (+1)
void_nothing 25 (+1)
netn10 23 (+0)
folding_music 6
kwanyeegor-ii 4
RattingRots 2
.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
A legendary creature that only really works as a commander
dyd wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: JovialJovian, Subject16

Yixle, Death Incarnate 2bb
Legendary Creature - Avatar
When Yixle enters the battlefield, if it was cast from a player's hand, sacrifice it.
Whenever ~ attacks, exile up to three cards from graveyards. When you do, create an X/X black Zombie Horror creature token that's tapped and attacking, where X is the total converted mana cost of the exiled cards.
Unearth 7bb
7/7

IIW: Ikoria-monster-sized Food card
Guardman wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: dyd and Subject16

Morwyn, Damsel in Distress rw
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
As long as Morwyn is your commander, your deck may contain Knight cards of any color identity and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast Knight cards and pay for activated abilities of Knight cards.
Whenever a Knight creature enters the battlefield under your control, if Morwyn is in your command zone, you may put her onto the battlefield and put your choice your choice of two different counters on a Knight you control from among first strike, haste, lifelink, trample, and vigilance.
2/2

IIW: Legendary Phoenix
netn10 wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: Guardman, void_nothing

Blind-Eternity Incarnated
Legendary Creature (Mythic)
As long as Blind-Eternity Incarnated is in the command zone, it is treated as though as it is on the battlefield.
3/3

IIW: Interesting Selesnya
void_nothing wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: Subject16, w0mbat

Haakon, Knight Vengeant 1BB
Legendary Creature - Zombie Knight (R)
Lifelink
When Haakon enters the battlefield, if you spent five or more mana to cast it, destroy target creature. If you spent seven or more mana to cast it, you may cast a Knight card in your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If you spent nine or more mana to cast it, target opponent loses 7 life and you gain 7 life. If you spent eleven or more mana to cast it, put a number of +1/+1 counters on each Knight you control equal to the greatest life total among players minus the lowest life total among players.
2/3

IIW: Multicolor Phyrexians
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Post by Subject16 » 3 years ago

Guardman, Void_Nothing

Goblin Pawnbroker 2R
Creature — Goblin (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may gain control of target artifact an opponent controls until end of turn. If you do, it's controller creates a treasure token.
Goblins don't pay interest. As long as it's interesting, they'll have it.
3/3

IIW: If Ikoria was shard colored

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Post by netn10 » 3 years ago

Votes: dyd, Guardman

Goblin Vampire 3B
Creature - Goblin Vampire (Common)
Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn or put a +1/+1 counter on it.
How do you call a goblin vampire? Hemogoblin.
2/2

IIW: Simic on Ravnica in an alternative universe

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Post by dyd » 3 years ago

Votes: void_nothing, netn10

Goblin Teacher r
Creature - Goblin Advisor
~ has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
She has the sharpest pencil in the box.
1/1

IIW: lots of tokens

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Post by Guardman » 3 years ago

Votes: dyd and void_nothing

Goblin Veteran
Creature - Goblin Soldier
Goblin Veteran cannot block.
Goblin Veteran cannot attack if an opponent controls an untapped creature.
3/3
"Grokk came back from the hunt again! He must be really good at running away."

IIW: Wild West

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Votes: dyd, Guardman

Goblin Prophet 2R
Creature - Goblin Cleric (C)
Players can't scry.
"Vultures in the sky! I foresee... hol' on, is the vulture the big 'un with the bald head or the little 'un with the red feathers?"
3/2

IIW: Innovative Gruul
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