New Challenge Every Day - April 14: Repeatable token generator

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Repeatable token generator

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

dyd 21 (+2)
Guardman 21 (+5)
w0mbat 19 (+2)
JovialJovian 18 (+4)
void_nothing 18 (+2)
Subject16 17 (+0)
netn10 17 (+0)
folding_music 6
kwanyeegor-ii 3 (+1)
RattingRots 2

.::Note of the Day::.

Going to try to cut this a few hours short tomorrow to get us back to evening posting times instead of late night.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Human with no other creature types in the typeline

Votes: Guardman, JovialJovian

Ignorant Brute 1r
Creature - Human
Menace
When ~ enters the battlefield, discard a card.
~ gets -1/-1 for each card in your hand.
"That's a nice brain you got there. Be a shame if someone smashed it."
4/4

IIW: Batrachomyomachia

Votes: Guardman, w0mbat

Übermensch 2RWW
Creature - Human
First strike, haste
~ and other humans you control have protection from non-humans.
2: Each player creates a 1/1 white Human creature token. Any player may activate this ability.
Greatness attracts both followers and foes./
4/4

IIW: Winning the game

Guardman, JovialJovian

Grim Occultist
Creature — Human (Rare)
B: If Grim Occultist is a Human, it becomes a Human Warlock with base power and toughness 2/2.
2BB, Pay 4 life: If Grim Occultist is a Human, it becomes a Vampire with base power and toughness 3/3 with lifelink. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
4BBB, Sacrifice another creature: If Grim Occultist is a Vampire, it becomes a Demon with base power and toughness 7/7, flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, each player sacrifices a creature."
1/1

IIW: Companion

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, void_nothing

Simic's Captive U
Creature - Human (Common)
Simic's Captive doesn't untap during your untap step.
2G: Put a +1/+1 counter on Simic's Captive and untap it.
"The citizens of Ravnica needs us, some just don't know it yet."
- Borea, Simic Doctor.
1/1

IIW: Mutate outside of Ikoria

Votes: void_nothing, Guardman

Apprehensive Serf
Creature - Human {C}
When Apprehensive Serf enters the battlefield, create a Helmet artifact token that's an equipment with "Equip " and "If equipped creature would be dealt damage, sacrifice this artifact instead," then attach it to Apprehensive Serf.
"Don't you even think about leaving this house without your helmet, young man!"
-Mama Edith
1/1

IIW: Eggs

Votes: dyd and JovialJovian

Ultimate Survivor 2w
Creature - Human
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Ultimate Survivor is in your graveyard and you control no other Humans, you may put it onto the battlefield.
1/1
There is a reason humans can be found on almost every plane in the multiverse.

IIW: Saga depicting a real-life, historical event

w0mbat dyd

Votes: Guardman, JovialJovian

Saint of Simplicity RGW
Creature - Human (R)
Whenever Saint of Simplicity attacks or blocks, put two +1/+1 counters on up to one other target creature. It loses all abilities.
Emulating him, his followers live fully, without rules, guilt, or allegiance.
2/3

IIW: Silver-bordered mythics

[Guardman]

Votes: dyd and W0mbat

Yew, Greenhorn 1bg
Legendary Planeswalker - Yew
Whenever a token you control dies, put a loyalty counter on Yew, Greenhorn.
-1: Create a 1/1 black and green Plant Demon creature token named Yew, One of Many.
-5: You get an emblem with "Whenever you would create tokens, create that many tokens plus one instead."
{3}

IIW: A legendary creature that only works as a commander.

[dyd]

Votes: Guardman, w0mbat

Pomegranate Lucullan 3gg
Creature - Treefolk Peasant
Reach
Whenever another non-token creature enters the battlefield under your control, create a Food token.
xg, t, Sacrifice X Foods: Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
3/7

IIW: tattoos

[JovialJovian]

Votes: dyd, Subject16

Forge-Layer Phoenix 3BR
Creature - Phoenix Horror
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if ~ is in your graveyard, you may sacrifice a Germ. If you do, return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield.
When ~ dies, create a colorless Equipment artifact token with Living Weapon, "Equipped creature gets +1/+1." and Equip 1.
3/3

IIW: Losing the game

[netn10]

Votes: Subject16, Guardman

Worldsoul's Call GW
Enchantment (Rare)
Spells you cast have convoke.
2GW: Create a 2/2 green and white Elf Knight creature token with vigilance.
4GW: Populate.

IIW: New mechanic for Selesnya.

[w0mbat]

Votes: Subject16, Guardman

Visionary Entchantress
Creature - Human Druid {R}
Whenever a non-token enchantment with converted mana cost three or less enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay . If you do, create a token that's a copy of that enchantment.
2/2

IIW: Multiple instances of the same keyword

[void_nothing]

Votes: Subject16, w0mbat

Magus of the Processor 2BB
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
As Magus of the Processor enters the battlefield, pay any amount of life.
4, T: Create an X/X black Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as Magus of the Processor entered the battlefield.
3/3

IIW: Wolf tribal