New Challenge Every Day - April 13: Human with no other creature types in the typeline

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Human with no other creature types in the typeline

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

dyd 19 (+3)
Subject16 17
netn10 17 (+1)
w0mbat 17 (+3)
Guardman 16 (+2)
void_nothing 16 (+4)
JovialJovian 14 (+3)
folding_music 6
RattingRots 2
kwanyeegor-ii 2

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Flying pigs

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

When Pigs Fly
Enchantment {U}
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls becomes countered or does not resolve as a result of having no remaining or legal targets, create a 1/1 white Boar Bird creature token with flying.

IIW: A Saga representing a piece of magic lore developed over five years ago

w0mbat, Jovialjovian

Snoutwing 1GU
Creature — Boar Bird (Uncommon)
Mutate
Flying, trample
Whenever this creature mutates, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
2/3

IIW: A new color for an old tribe

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

SPOILER

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@w0mbat: Rabiah looks great, but it's too much it goes infinite immediately by copying itself, then the first token copies the original and so on

Farmers' Scourge 3gur
Creature - Boar Shark
Flying, menace
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ dies, exile that creature and create a Food token.
"With these damned monsters, you never know if you're gonna eat pork or if the pork's gonna eat ya!"
4/4

IIW: animal + vegetable = ?

Votes: Guardman, void_nothing

When Pigs Fly 2UU
Instant (Rare)
If you control a Boar and it has flying, search your library for three cards and put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.

IIW: Two factions working together.

Votes: dyd and void_nothing

Balloon Boar r
Creature - Boar
Flying, Defender
Balloon Boar can only block creatures with flying.
r, Sacrifice Balloon Boar: Deal 2 damage to target creature without flying.
2/2
"I told the goblins they would get a raise when pigs fly. I didn't think they would take it so literally."
-Tajic

Image in my head

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I just imagine a boar floating through the air with a big red balloon tied to his back, uselessly flailing his legs. And then all of sudden his balloon pops and he lands on the goblins that tied him up. :laugh:

IIW: Repeatable Token Generator

Votes: w0mbat, dyd

Pork Cannon 4
Artifact
(2/U)(2/U), T, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 green Boar creature token with flying. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step. When you do, you gain 2 life.
"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"

IIW: Losing the game

dyd void_nothing

Aeroboar 2{G/U}{U/R}{R/G}
Creature--Boar (Rare)
Flying, haste
When Aeroboar dies, draw a card
5/5

iiw moles

Votes: Guardman, w0mbat

Hildurborst, Steed of Unisha 2RW
Legendary Creature - Boar (M)
Flying
Whenever Hildurborst deals combat damage to a player, you may discard an enchantment card. If you do, you may cast an enchantment card in your hand without paying its mana cost.
GU: Counter target spell with one or more targets unless its controller pays 1 for each enchantment you control.
3/4

IIW: Snow multicolor

[dyd]

Votes: Guardman, JovialJovian

Ignorant Brute 1r
Creature - Human
Menace
When ~ enters the battlefield, discard a card.
~ gets -1/-1 for each card in your hand.
"That's a nice brain you got there. Be a shame if someone smashed it."
4/4

IIW: Batrachomyomachia

[JovialJovian]

Votes: Guardman, w0mbat

Übermensch 2RWW
Creature - Human
First strike, haste
~ and other humans you control have protection from non-humans.
2: Each player creates a 1/1 white Human creature token. Any player may activate this ability.
Greatness attracts both followers and foes./
4/4

IIW: Winning the game

[Subject16]

Guardman, JovialJovian

Grim Occultist
Creature — Human (Rare)
B: If Grim Occultist is a Human, it becomes a Human Warlock with base power and toughness 2/2.
2BB, Pay 4 life: If Grim Occultist is a Human, it becomes a Vampire with base power and toughness 3/3 with lifelink. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
4BBB, Sacrifice another creature: If Grim Occultist is a Vampire, it becomes a Demon with base power and toughness 7/7, flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, each player sacrifices a creature."
1/1

IIW: Companion

[netn10]

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, void_nothing

Simic's Captive U
Creature - Human (Common)
Simic's Captive doesn't untap during your untap step.
2G: Put a +1/+1 counter on Simic's Captive and untap it.
"The citizens of Ravnica needs us, some just don't know it yet."
- Borea, Simic Doctor.
1/1

IIW: Mutate outside of Ikoria

[w0mbat]

Votes: void_nothing, Guardman

Apprehensive Serf
Creature - Human {C}
When Apprehensive Serf enters the battlefield, create a Helmet artifact token that's an equipment with "Equip " and "If equipped creature would be dealt damage, sacrifice this artifact instead," then attach it to Apprehensive Serf.
"Don't you even think about leaving this house without your helmet, young man!"
-Mama Edith
1/1

IIW: Eggs

[Guardman]

Votes: dyd and JovialJovian

Ultimate Survivor 2w
Creature - Human
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Ultimate Survivor is in your graveyard and you control no other Humans, you may put it onto the battlefield.
1/1
There is a reason humans can be found on almost every plane in the multiverse.

IIW: Saga depicting a real-life, historical event

[kwanyeegor-ii]

w0mbat dyd

[void_nothing]

Votes: Guardman, JovialJovian

Saint of Simplicity RGW
Creature - Human (R)
Whenever Saint of Simplicity attacks or blocks, put two +1/+1 counters on up to one other target creature. It loses all abilities.
Emulating him, his followers live fully, without rules, guilt, or allegiance.
2/3

IIW: Silver-bordered mythics