New Challenge Every Day - March 28: Nonred Dwarves

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Nonred Dwarves

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

RattingRots 44 (+5)
dyd 38 (+1)
JovialJovian 32 (+0)
void_nothing 32 (+3)
Krishnath 27
netn10 27 (+1)
jamblock 24
folding_music 18 (+0)
Guardman 13 (+4)
kwanyeegor-ii 8
scarbo 7
Occo 6
frogchild 4
FoilSquared 2

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Diseases

votes: void_nothing, Guardman
that was fun, everyone created a new ability better than Mentor, giggle

Hereditary Disorder
Enchantment
When Hereditary Disorder enters the battlefield, name a creature card.
Creatures with the name you chose enter the battlefield tapped, lose first strike and flying and have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

IIW: characters from comics and novels

Votes: void_nothing, RattingRots

Artificial Lycanthropy 2U
Enchantment - Aura (Rare)
Enchant creature with two sides
Enchanted creature is a Werewolf and has "2U: Transform this creature".
"The Silver Moon Cycle is too slow for me, and if I can't have the moon, no one will."

IIW: Replace Convoke in Guilds of Ravnica

Votes: Guardman, RattingRots

Asymptomatic Carrier bg
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
When ~ enters the battlefield, remove all -1/-1 counters from enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature is a Carrier in addition to its other types, can't have counters placed on it and it has infect and "This creature can't attack unless you put a -1/-1 counter on another creature you control."

IIW: standard-legal Squirrels

Guardman, void_nothing

Patient Zero 2BB
Creature - Human Citizen (R)
Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
Creatures with -1/-1 counters on them have infect.
1/4

IIW: Fuse

guardman rattingrots

Feverish Boggart 2R
Creature--Goblin Shaman (Rare)
2R, Q, Remove a -1/-1 counter from Feverish Boggart: Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
Persist
2/2

iiw wheel effects

Votes: RattingRots, dyd

Walking Plague BBBB
Creature - Avatar
Wither, trample
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.
~'s power and toughness are each equal to the total number of -1/-1 counters on all creatures.
*/*

IIW: Beebles

Votes: netn10, RattingRots

Phthisis Shamblers 2BB
Creature - Zombie Horror (U)
Whenever Phthisis Shamblers deals damage to a creature, that creature's controller loses life equal to its power plus its toughness.
Bodies studded with powerstone fragments and blazing with radiation, they crawled out of Koilos seeking blind vengeance.
2/2

IIW: Enchant artifact or enchant enchantment

[dyd]

Votes: RattingRots, JovialJovian

Departed Miner 2w
Creature - Dwarf Spirit
t, Tap X untapped lands you control: Prevent the next X combat damage that would be dealt to target creature or planeswalker this turn.
He died in the mines. He won't let anyone else suffer his destiny.
1/4

IIW: Ooze with a second creature type

[JovialJovian]

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, netn10

Daughter of Sengir 1BB
Creature - Vampire Dwarf
Lifelink
Hexproof from green and from white.
In the old Baron's absence, Irini has taken the mantle of Baroness, and brought forth a new lineage.
3/1

IIW: Beebles

[netn10]

Votes: RattingRots, void_nothing

Augmented Daredevil 2U
Artifact Creature - Dwarf Pilot (Rare)
When Augmented Daredevil enters the battlefield, you may attach target Vehicle you control to it.
Augmented Daredevil gets +X/+Y, where X is the attached card's power and Y is its toughness.
"I shed my humanity and became part with the machine. I am Kaladesh made true."
2/2

IIW: Mutate

[folding_music]

votes: dyd, netn10

Dwemer Ancestor 1w
Creature - Dwarf Spirit (C)
Metalcraft -- Dwemer Ancestor gets +2/+0 and gains shadow.
"Hmm, this recipe requires ectoplasm. Here, shopkeeper, hold this 2000kg of equipment for me while I nip down to Bthumgnurz, alright?" - The Nerevarine
1/2

IIW: musicians

[Guardman]

Votes: RattingRots and kwanyeegor-ii

Seeker of Perfection 1wu
Creature - Dwarf Artificer
Seeker of Perfection gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Ring token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.")
1/1
With each blow of his hammer he seeks truth. With each polish understanding. In each ring perfection.

IIW: A creature with both Unearth and Escape.

[RattingRots]

folding_music, JovialJovian

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There were some other cards I liked generally, but I thought they veered a bit off of trying to represent disease in a card, personally.

Melogie, Decorated Gemologist 2WU
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Wizard (M)
~ enters the battlefield with 4 study counters on it.
2, T, Remove X study counters from ~: Search your graveyard and library for an artifact card with converted mana cost X or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then, shuffle your library.
Whenever an equipment enters the battlefield under your control, put a study counter on ~ and untap it.
2/4

IIW: Tribal (the supertype)

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, kwanyeegor-ii

Industrious Forester GG
Creature - Dwarf Artificer Scout (R)
T; You may put a basic Forest card from your hand onto the battlefield with a workshop counter on it. For as long as it has that counter on it, spend mana produced by it only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts and it has "T: You gain 1 life."
1/1

IIW: (Evil) Eyes