DCC - March 22, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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I'm still exhausted.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 65 (+6)
Rithaniel 46 (+3)
slimytrout 45 (+0)
scarbo 43 (+1)
netn10 41 (+0)
Gateways7 38
jamblock 36
folding_music 30 (+1)
void_nothing 28 (+2)
RattingRots 25
Zemoo 24 (+3)
Henlock 13
BOVINE 7
marioguy3 5
kwanyeegor-ii 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: Rithaniel, Zemoo

Growing Glutton 2gg
Creature — Giant (U)
Trample
When Growing Glutton enters the battlefield, create a food token. (It's an artifact with "2, t, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice a food, put a +1/+1 counter on Growing Glutton.
3/3

Votes: Flatline, void_nothing

Predict Maro's Teasers (3/14)

Spite of the Meek 1WW
Sorcery (Rare)
Choose any number of creatures with total power 10 or less, then destroy the rest.
"The behemoths rules the world, but we can be more than the world."

votes: zemoo, void_nothing

One Track Mind
Instant (M)
Target opponent may not play more than one spell or ability this turn. That opponent may pay rather than the costs of spells or abilities this turn.

Votes: folding_music, Zemoo

Li Mingyu, the Inquisitive
Legendary Creature - Human Scout R
: Target creature blocks Li Mingyu, the Inquisitive this turn if able and other creatures can't block Li Mingyu this turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay . If you do and Li Mingyu was blocked this turn, draw a card.
"Dear Journal. Today I learned that the lightning dragons of Shattered Peak really dislike the smell of onions."
1/5

flatline, rithaniel

The Master is Summoned 1WB
Enchantment - Saga (R)
I, II, III - Sacrifice a creature or enchantment. Draw a card.
IV - Transform The Master is Summoned.
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The Master
({w/b}) Legendary Creature - Avatar (R)
Flying, Lifelink, Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile a creature or enchantment card from your graveyard. If you don't, sacrifice The Master.
6/6

Votes: scarbo, Flatline

Judge Harshly 3B
Instant (C)
Two target creatures each get -3/-1 until end of turn.
Plainscycling 2

vote: flatline, rithaniel

Pharika's Pharmakon 1bg
Legendary Enchantment Artifact (R)
All creatures get -1/-1.
bg, t: Whenever a creature dies this turn, draw a card.

[Flatline]

Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing
@netn10 ...Your card is totally busted. It's a one-sided Wrath for three.

Delusions of Grandeur 3g
Enchantment — Aura (C)
Dream 1g (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant for its dream cost. If you do, sacrifice it at end of turn.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has reach.

[netn10]

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Predict Maro's Teasers (4/14)

Form of the Ancients 4GGG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature with power 10 or greater
Flash
Hexproof
Enchanted creature gets +20/+20 and has hexproof and trample.

[slimytrout]

scarbo, void_nothing

@netn10: this seems like a 3-mana one-sided wrath to me, or am I missing something?

Balthor, First from the Boat 1RR
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker (R)
Haste
Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Berserker spells you cast have unleash.
2/2

[scarbo]

vote: flatline, netn10

Violent Pheremones 1rg
Enchantment (R)
Untapped creatures you control get +1/+1
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature gains haste and vigilance until end of turn.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that creature fight target creature you control.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Natural Authority GW
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
When Natural Authority enters the battlefield, your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has vigilance and reach.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: void_nothing, scarbo

Crystal Curtain
Enchantment U
Creatures can't attack white planeswalkers or players who control a Plains unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
"We support our own, no matter which nation they hold their allegiance to."
—Mother Vaeel, the protector