DCC - March 19, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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In today's NYT crossword, for the clue "Circus", I had _ _ _ TSHOW. The answer ended up being tent show, but that's not what first came to mind.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 55 (+4)
slimytrout 43 (+0)
scarbo 38 (+6)
Rithaniel 38 (+6)
netn10 36 (+1)
jamblock 32
Gateways7 31
folding_music 28
void_nothing 25 (+2)
RattingRots 23
Zemoo 18 (+3)
Henlock 13
BOVINE 7
marioguy3 5
kwanyeegor-ii 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: scarbo, Rithaniel
slimytrout ...Isn't Curse of Generosity just a less powerful, more mana restrictive version of Curse of Verbosity? Perhaps it would need to be outside of a Commander release?

Compulsive Collector 1u
Creature — Human (U)
Skulk
Whenever Compulsive Collector attacks, exile the top card of your library.
When Compulsive Collector dies, put up to one card exiled by Compulsive Collector into your hand.
"That's a rare, alternate version that was sold for a brief time, exclusively in the goblin markets."
1/2

vote: flatline, void_nothing

Resign to Myth 2ww
Instant (R)
If an opponent controls a creature with converted mana cost greater than the number of lands they control, you may cast Resign to Myth without paying its mana cost.
Exile all creatures with converted mana cost four or greater.

Rith, scarbo

Equity Tithe W
Sorcery (rare)
Exile target creature until its controller has 10 or less life.
"To be fair, you didn't need it anyways."

Votes: Flatline, Zemoo

Test of Immortality RRWW
Enchantment M
RRWW, Put an eon counter on Test of Immortality: Skip your next turn. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery and only once each turn.
RRWW, Remove five eon counters from Test of Immortality and sacrifice it: You win the game. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.

votes: void_nothing, scarbo

Kor Weathervane
Artifact
, : Counter target non-creature spell and put burden counters on Kor Weathervane equal to twice that spell's converted mana cost.
: Kor Weathervane deals 1 damage to target creature you control. At end of turn, if that creature is still on the battlefield, remove a burden counter from Kor Weathervane.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Kor Weathervane deals damage to you equal to the number of burden counters on it.

Votes: Rithaniel, Zemoo

Aggregate GW
Sorcery (Uncommon)
Investigate
Populate
Proliferate

votes: Scarbo, Rithaniel

New Phyrexian Arena
Artifact
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player gets a poison counter and you draw a card.
Those Mirrans who prove themselves in the arena will receive Yawgmoth's blessing. Those who do not will make fine enough oil.
-Sheoldred, Whispering One

Flatline, Zemoo

Hadn't been playing the DCC because I've mostly been out of ideas, but an idea I like finally came to me.

Resonate 2RR
Sorcery (R)
The next time you cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it.
Rebound (If this spell was cast from your hand, instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves, exile it and, at the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Votes: Rithaniel, netn10

Reins of Spellcraft R
Instant (R)
You gain control of target spell or ability that targets an attacking creature, You may choose new targets for it.
Cycling 2

Flatline, scarbo

Wand of Transformation 2
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to one or more creatures, destroy those creatures. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 1/1 blue Frog creature token.
Equip 1

[Flatline]

Votes: Rithaniel, Gateways7 (Although I really think it should be a Banishing Light style enchantment that you have to sacrifice)

Assimilation Sliver wu
Creature — Sliver (R)
Change the text of each creature you control by replacing all instances of each creature type with Sliver.
2/3

[netn10]

Votes: Flatline, scarbo

Time to try and guess the cards from Mark's teaser (1/14)

Dinosaur Egg GG
Creature - Dinosaur Egg (Uncommon)
Defender
Whenever Dinosaur Egg dies, create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.
The mother doesn't have to be near the egg in order to protect it.
0/3

[folding_music]

votes: Gateways7, Rithaniel

Blow to the Temple 1rr
Instant (C)
Choose one:
- Blow to the Temple deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
- Blow to the Temple deals 6 damage to target player who has searched their library this turn.
"You can tell when someone's gonna get smashed in the face with the hilt of your sword just by watching their eyes - they always look up and to the left." - Kamahl

[Rithaniel]

Votes: Flatline, Gateways7

Beckon to Ruya 4UB
Sorcery
Create three 2/2 blue and black Zombie creature tokens with deathtouch and hexproof.
You may cast Beckon to Ruya from your graveyard if you control a blue or black God.
Ruya is one of many afterlives. One of frost and unceasing winds. An unforgiving world, for those who were unforgiving in life.

[slimytrout]

Gateways7, RattingRots

@Flatline, you're totally right - I always have trouble estimating the strength of multiplayer cards, cuz the one I designed seems like a perfectly acceptable rate to me and I honestly don't understand how Curse of Verbosity is balanced at all.

Curse of the Bloodline 2BB
Enchantment - Aura Curse Saga (R)
Enchant player
I, II, III - Enchanted player exiles a nontoken creature they control.
IV - Search enchanted player's library for a creature card that shares a creature type with a card exiled by Curse of the Bloodline and put it onto the battlefield under your control.

[scarbo]

vote: zemoo, flatline

Veil of Spring g
Enchantment (U)
Whenever an opponent casts a blue or black spell, you may sacrifice Veil of Spring. If you do, choose one -

• You and creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
• Creature spells you control can't be countered this turn.

When Veil of Spring leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

[Zemoo]

Votes: Flatline, Scarbo

Mobius Constrictor
Creature - Snake (R)
you may choose not to untap ~ during your untap step.
,: Tap target creature you don't control. For as long as ~ remains tapped, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step, and at the beginning of each of your upkeep steps, put a -1/-1 counter on ~ and that creature. When ~ leaves the battlefield or becomes untapped, remove all -1/-1 counters from ~ and that creature.
0/4

Note: based off of Giant Oyster

[jamblock]

gateways, netn10

Eldrazi Liturgy XCC
Sorcery (R)
Choose X. You may choose the same mode more than once.
-Put two +1/+1 counters on target colorless creature.
-Each player sacrifices a permanent that's one or more colors.
-Exile the top card of your library. If it's colorless, you may play it as long as it remains exiled.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Rithaniel, RattingRots

Grenzo's Electioneer 2R
Creature - Goblin Rogue (U)
Whenever players finish voting, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token for each other player who voted for a choice you voted for. Those tokens have "This creature can't block."
3/2