DCC - March 12, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Although I like that it's light out later, it takes me a few days to adjust to DST. I'm exhausted.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 40 (+6)
netn10 28 (+0)
slimytrout 26 (+2)
folding_music 21 (+0)
scarbo 21 (+3)
jamblock 18 (+3)
Rithaniel 17 (+1)
Gateways7 16 (+3)
RattingRots 15 (+1)
void_nothing 14 (+1)
Henlock 13
BOVINE 7
Zemoo 6 (+2)
marioguy3 5
kwanyeegor-ii 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: Zemoo, scarbo

Anticipated Return 2ub
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Up to one target creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn.
"It's almost like she's already with us."

slimytrout, RattingRots

I hope someone will get the reference.

Water-Spouting Watchdog 2GU
Creature - Mutant Hound (Uncommon)
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you.
You can't discard cards.
3/3

votes: Zemoo (stompy forever!), Gateways7

Astral Licid 2w
Creature - Licid (R)
, : Astral Licid becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant planeswalker. Attach it to target planeswalker. You may pay to end this effect.
Enchanted planeswalker has "+1: Each player draws a card." and loses all other abilities.
2/2

Flatline, void_nothing

Wise Grove-Haunt 1BGU
Creature - Treefolk Zombie (R)
Trample
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may scry 2.
To outsiders, the Eldin Grove is a maze. To its denizens, it is a map.
5/5

votes: flatline,Gateways7

Cloning Depot
Enchantment
Whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may create a token that's a copy of it, except it has haste and "at the beginning of the end step sacrifice this permanent"

Flatline, Jamblock

Grim Assault
Sorcery (c)
Choose two target creatures. If you paid B to cast this spell, destroy those creatures. If you paid G to cast this spell, those creatures fight.
Nature is not safe, not forgiving, and least of all not for the weak.

Flatline, jamblock

Corpse's Appetite 2B
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it. That player discards that card.

Votes: slimytrout, Rithaniel

Zhuan Bai, Meditation Master WWW
Legendary Creature - Human Monk (R)
Prowess, protection from instants and from sorceries
Zhuan Bai can block any number of creatures
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have life total equal to or greater than your starting life total, draw a card.
"The soulfire will whisper answers to you if you only listen to your own heartbeat."
0/3

scarbo, Gateways7

Fire Up 1R
Instant (C)
Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Replicate 1R

scarbo jamblock

[Flatline]

Votes: RattingRots, slimytrout

Starlit Reflection 1u
Enchantment (U)
You may have Starlit Reflection enter the battlefield as copy of any creature you control, except it's an enchantment and loses all other card types. (It still has its abilities, but it's no longer a creature.)

[void_nothing]

Votes: Flatline, RattingRots

Reversal Bubble 3U
Instant (C)
Choose one -
• Return target artifact or creature to its owner's hand.
• Return target instant card in a graveyard to its owner's hand.

[netn10]

Votes: RattingRots, Gateways7

Mix UU
Sorcery (Rare)
Draw a card for each different permenant type you control.
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Match 4UU
Sorcery (Rare)
Choose a permanent type. Draw a card for each permenant you control of that type.

[folding_music]

votes: void_nothing, netn10

Natterknoll Hermitage
Land (R)
: Add .
If you control exactly one creature, that creature gains "Skip your next combat phase: This permanent gains hexproof until end of turn."

[Rithaniel]

Votes: jamblock, slimytrout

(Dang, I missed a day. Can't let that happen next month.)

Path Meddling 2ub
Sorcery U
Choose creature or noncreature. Then look at the top five cards of target player's library. You may reveal any number of cards of the chosen type from among them and put them into that player's graveyard. Put the rest on top of their library in any order.

[Zemoo]

votes: slimytrout, folding_music

Ulvenwald, Woods of Mystery
Land (R)
~ enters the battlefield tapped
: Add
Whenever a forest enters the battlefield under your control, if you control at least 5 other forests, investigate.

[jamblock]

zemoo, slimytrout

Maw of Infernal Sight 3BR
Creature - Hellion (R)
Menace
Devour 2
When Maw of Infernal Sight enters the battlefield, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is its power. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
3/3

[slimytrout]

RattingRots, zemoo

hm: Gateways7 (I assume this was intended to be "Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control," in which case I would have voted for it. As currently written it'd be the best removal spell ever printed.)

Spreading Ooze 1G
Creature - Ooze (R)
When Spreading Ooze dies, you may pay 2G. If you do, create two tokens that are copies of Spreading Ooze.
2/2

[scarbo]

vote: rattingrots, slimytrout

Crater Basin
Land (R)
If you've drawn a card this turn, add g. Otherwise, add u.

[Gateways7]

hm: Gateways7 (I assume this was intended to be "Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control," in which case I would have voted for it. As currently written it'd be the best removal spell ever printed.)

Aw %$#% didn't realize that until literally right now. Thanks for the compliment anyways!

Flatline, RattingRots

Damn 2B
Sorcery (rare)
Target player reveals their hand and separates it into two piles. Choose one. That player puts it into their graveyard.
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Hell 4BB
Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Target opponent separates up to four target creature cards in their graveyard into two piles. Choose one. Put those creatures onto the battlefield under your control.