DCC - March 7, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Sorry I'm late. It's Friday.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 22 (+3)
netn10 18 (+7)
slimytrout 15 (+3)
scarbo 14 (+3)
folding_music 13 (+2)
Rithaniel 9 (+2)
jamblock 8 (+0)
Henlock 8
marioguy3 5
void_nothing 6 (+0)
RattingRots 5 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 3 (+1)
FoilSquared 2
Zemoo 2 (+2)
Gateways7 1 (+1)

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Votes: netn10, RattingRots

Inspiring Defection 2r
Sorcery (C)
Gain control of target creature with converted mana cost four or less until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains gains haste and battlecry until end of turn. (Whenever it attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Procession of the Ankou 2BB
Tribal Sorcery - Skeleton (R)
Create a 2/2 black Skeleton Horse creature token with haste. Until end of turn, Skeletons you control gain "T, Sacrifice this permanent: Destroy target creature or planeswalker."

netn10, folding

Krasis Anomaly G
Creature - Beast Mutant (rare)
2, T, Sacrifice this creature: Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost 1 greater than this creature's and put it onto the battlefield under your control. It gains this ability.
1/2

vote: RattingRots, slimytrout

Pitter-Patter b
Legendary Creature - Zombie (M)
Skulk
Whenever Pitter-Patter attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard. If it was a creature card, Pitter-Patter gains lifelink and menace until end of turn.
At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere this turn, return Pitter-Patter from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Pitter-Patter, watch them scatter,

Wherever have you been?

At home? at school? in fairy land?

Or looking for your skin?

However do you eat so much,

And always stay so thin?

2/1

netn1p, slimytrout

Raptured into Eternity 2w
Sorcery (r)
Exile target creature you control. You gain an Emblem with its text.

Flatline, scarbo

Dreams' Tender 1UU
Creature - Faerie (Common)
Flying
Discard Dreams' Tender: Scry 2.
"The most vivid dreams are more delicious than any banquet."
2/2

votes: Zemoo, Rithaniel

Desperate Chitr'in
Creature - Cat Warrior (C)
When Desperate Chitr'in attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, Desperate Chitr'in gains hexproof and forestwalk until end of turn.
Hellbent - Desperate Chitr'in gets +1/+2 while you have no cards in your hand.
1/1

stompy forever

Flatline, netn10

Exaggerating Storyteller WU
Creature - Human Mystic (U)
Whenever an ability of a Saga you control triggers, if Exaggerating Storyteller is untapped, you may tap it. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
2/2

Votes: scarbo, slimytrout

Beef of Sanity
Creature - Ox Monk(R)(silver bordered)
Plainswalk
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to an opponent, that player puts the top 3 cards of their library into the graveyard, exile all creatures put into the graveyard this way and create a Food token for each creature exiled this way

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He's the opposite of Mad Cow Disease
2/4

folding_music, zemoo

Arcbound Champion 3
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
Modular 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)
Other artifact creatures you control have modular 2.
0/0

Votes: netn10, kwanyeegor-ii

Abnegation 2WB
Sorcery R
As an additional cost to cast Abnegation, sacrifice X enchantments.
You gain twice X life and draw twice X cards.
"These magics are impure, corrupting the natural world and contorting it to the whims of mortals. Be rid of them. Purify yourself."
—Constance Hale, keeper of the midnight flame

Votes: Gateways7, scarbo

Ratting Bear
Creature - Bear Zombie (Mythic Rare)
When Ratting Bear enters the battlefield, draw three cards.
Swan diving at the core of the piece within the results created.
4/8

[Flatline]

Votes: Gateways7, void_nothing

Razortooth Raptor 1gg
Creature — Dinosaur (U)
Whenever Razortooth Raptor attacks, put +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Razortooth Raptor deals combat damage to an opponent, remove all +1/+1 counters from it.
2/3

[folding_music]

votes: Gateways7, Rithaniel

Glint of the Blade 1w
Instant (U)
Split second
You may play Glint of the Blade without paying its mana cost if you control an equipped creature.
Tap target creature. It loses all abilities until end of turn.

[netn10]

Votes: Flatline, Henlock

Stitched Bug U
Creature - Zombie Insect (Common)
Flying
U, Discard two cards: Return Stitched Bug from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
"Made out of only three homonculus' tissues, it is the last word of compactness, reusability and loyalty."
- Stitcher Geralf
1/1

[BOVINE]

Votes: Henlock (I love this. Probably unfun outside of friends) & netn10 (strong right?)

Recurring Dream gur
Sorcery R
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card and a noncreature card. Put the revealed cards into your hand.

[slimytrout]

netn10, jamblock

Razor Lasso 2
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.
Equip 2
Skilled milkwyrm wranglers need only two things: a trusty mount and a sharp lasso.

[scarbo]

vote: Rithaniel, folding_music

Profane Defiler 1bb
Creature - Horror (R)
Menace, deathtouch
If a land or creature would produce g or w, it produces b instead.
3/2

[Rithaniel]

Votes: void_nothing, Gateways7

Dismissal of Delusions BBB
Instant R
Exile each creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
"Come now, enough with your games. You have a farm to tend and I have a nation to rule. Must we occupy so much time with each other?"
—Lord Erasmus of Ottengale

[void_nothing]

Votes: Gateways7, jamblock

Iceslick Slope
Land (R)
Iceslick Slope enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add U or R.
Channel - UR, Discard Iceslick Slope: Draw two cards, then discard two cards at random.
The fiery Lord Kakkazan's heirs are ironically the frost kami.

[Zemoo]

Votes: Gateways7, Scarbo

Pecking Order
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if its power is greater than each other creature's power, its controller may have it fight target creature with the lowest power of that player's coice.

[Flatline]

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holder.