New Challenge Every Day - February 18: Embalm/eternalize adaptation for third set

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Embalm/eternalize adaptation for third set

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 33 (+3)
Guardman 28 (+1)
RattingRots 27
netn10 26 (+4)
Ink-Treader 25
dyd 23 (+2)
folding_music 19
void_nothing 17 (+1)
Zemoo 16
haywire 10
wizyard 10
kwanyeegor-ii 8
Henlock 5
chochky 2
Krishnath 1 (+1)

.::Note of the Day::.

This challenge basically means "what mechanic would continue the theme of embalm and eternalize if Amonkhet had been a three-set block?" See the example of morph, manifest, megamorph.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Radiance or other bad mechanics

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Sliver Swarm wubrg
Legendary Creature - Elder Sliver
Slivers you control have "Bands with other Slivers" (Your Slivers can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two Slivers you control are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
5/5

IIW: black-bordered with pun/comical names (i.e. the name may be too crazy for black-bordered sets, but the card must still work within the rules)

Votes: netn10, dyd

Radiance of Heliod
3WW
Sorcery
Sweep - Return any number of plains you control to their owner's hand. Exile all creatures with toughness less than the number of plains returned this way.

IIW: Eggs.

Votes: void_nothing, dyd

Wish to Bruna U
Instant (Rare)
Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, you may choose a noncreature card you own from outside the game, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Otherwise, draw a card.

IIW: Return to Ravnica With Twist

Votes: JovialJovian and netn10

Cerberus Pup r
Creature - Hound
Whenever Cerberus Pup is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.
Fateful Hour - As long as you have 5 or less life, Cerberus Pup gets +1/+1 and has Trample, Haste, and First Strike.
2/2

IIW: A Creature with Unearth and Escape

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Explosive Monstrosity 2RR
Creature - Eldrazi Drone (R)
Devoid
Haste
Ingest
Whenever a card is exiled from anywhere or a card leaves exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Explosive Monstrosity.
1/1

IIW: Nongreen ramp OR nonred land hate

krishnath guardman

Cry of Sunhome 2RR
Sorcery (Rare)
Radiance--Target creature and each creature that shares a color with it gain double strike, haste, and trample until end of turn

iiw the law

[dyd]

Votes: Krishnath, kwanyeegor-ii

Desert Addax gw
Creature - Antelope
Lifelink, trample
Idolatrize 6gw (6gw Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 6/6 legendary Antelope God with no mana cost, is all colors and has indestructible. Idolatrize only as a sorcery.)
1/3

IIW: exchange <quantity> with <another>

[JovialJovian]

votes: Guardman, Krishnath

Reverent Ancestor
W Creature - Zombie Spirit
(Nonexistent mana costs can't be paid.)
When ~ dies, you may put a creature card with Embalm you own from exile into your graveyard.
Embalm - B, Sacrifice a creature (Exile this card from your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of it.)
2/3

IIW: Slivers that are also another creature type.

[Krishnath]

Votes: dyd, netn10

Ifnir Vulture
2BB
Creature - Bird (C)
Flying
Reanimate 2B (Exile this from your graveyard and create a token copy of it that enters the battlefield tapped. The token is a black zombie in addition to its other colors and types. Reanimate only as a sorcery.)
2/2

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Not entirely happy with the wording,

The idea is that the mechanic shows that creatures that die in the desert outside of the Hekma spontaneously reanimate as zombies (as per canon), which leads to problems for the survivors of the Hour of Devastation.

IIW: Subverting the reserved list.

[netn10]

Votes: Guardman, Krishnath

Oashra Caretaker 2W
Creature - Human Cleric (Common)
Other creatures you control get +0/+1.
Legacy W (W, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an enchantment with no mana cost and is blue. Legacy only as a sorcery.)
1/3

IIW: Return to Tarkir

[Zemoo]

Votes: Guardman, Krishnath

Vizier of Undeath
Creature - Human Advisor Cleric (U)
When ~ enters the battlefield Enbalm Target Creature card in your graveyard
(exile it and create a token that's a copy of it except it is white and is a zombie in addition to it's other creature types)
Enbalm
1/1

IIW: Anti-Plansewalker/planeswalker answer effect

[void_nothing]

Votes: Krishnath, netn10

Sunseared Gardener 4G
Creature - Naga Cleric (C)
T: Add G. If Sunseared Gardener is a Zombie, instead add R.
Excarnate 4G (4G, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two tokens that are copies of it, except they're 1/1 red Zombie Naga Clerics with no mana cost. Excarnate only as a sorcery.)
2/5

IIW: Dominarian artifice

[Guardman]

Votes: Krishnath and void_nothing

Devotee of the Dragon 2u
Creature - Naga Wizard
1, : Tap target artifact or creature.
Crystallize 5 (5, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that is a copy of it, except it's no longer a creature and is instead a colorless artifact. Crystallize only as a sorcery.)
1/3

IIW: Pokemon Double-Faced Card