DCC - December 8, 2019

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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I'd like to see a series of buddy pics involving Darth Vader and baby Yoda. Something like the Lethal Weapon series, or perhaps the old Hope/Crosby road films.

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DCC Scoreboard

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RattingRots 21 (+8)
Flatline 19 (+1)
Henlock 16 (+1)
slimytrout 15 (+1)
void_nothing 15 (+3)
netn10 13 (+4)
bravelion83 11 (+1)
wizyard 9
folding_music 8 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 8 (+3)
Rithaniel 6
emily 2
marioguy3 1 (+0)

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Votes: slimytrout, kwanyeegor

Expedition Leader 4w
Creature — Human Knight (U)
Vigilance
Expedition Leader's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.
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Expedition Team 2w
Sorcery — Adventure
Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Strongman Diplomacy GW
Sorcery (U)
Each player draws cards equal to the greatest power among creatures they control.
There are some conflicts that words can't solve.

Votes: Henlock, Folding_music

Piano Invasion
Sorcery - Uncommon
Cast Piano Invasion only if a beetle creature dealt damage this turn.
Destroy target creature. It's controller loses 2 life and sacrifices a non-beetle token creature.

netn10, rattingrots (although should probably be "target opponent" to prevent misclicks/weirdness)

Penalize UB
Instant (U)
Counter target spell unless its owner pays life equal to its converted mana cost.
"I told you you'd regret it."
-Lazav

votes: Flatline, RattingRots

Tarantino Movie 1wg
Enchantment - Saga (R)
i: You gain 1 life for each creature card in target player's graveyard.
ii: Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
iii: Remove any number of lore counters from Tarantino Movie. (Sacrifice it if you don't remove a counter.)

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, RattingRots

Simic Apprentice U
Creature - Human (Common)
3G: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Starting small is the nature of the Simic.
1/1

netn10, void_nothing

Sulfurous Rain 2RR
Sorcery (U)
Choose one -
* Destroy up to two target artifacts.
* Destroy target land.

netn rattingrots

Symbol of the Nation's God W
Enchantment (Rare)
As Symbol of the Nation's God enters the battlefield choose a non-God creature type
Creatures of the chosen type you control get +0/+1 and have vigilance
God creatures you control get +1/+1

rattingrots, void_nothing

Votes: bravelion83, folding_music

Enchanted Might 2R
Instant (C)
Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each enchantment you control.

rattobgrots, kwanyegor

Waketrail Sunflock wur
Creature - Elemental Bord (u)
Flying, prowess, double strike
1/1

[Flatline]

Votes: henlock, bravelion83

Dig Deep u
Sorcery (C)
Scry 2.
Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

[bravelion83]

Votes: slimytrout, netn10

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RattingRots, void_nothing

Skaab Masterpiece 3UB
Creature — Zombie (R)
As Skaab Masterpiece enters the battlefield, exile all creature cards from all graveyards until Skaab Masterpiece leaves the battlefield.
Skaab Masterpiece's power is equal to the total power of the exiled cards, and its toughness is equal to the total toughness of the exiled cards.
"A work of art. There are no other words."
—Ludevic, necro-alchemist
*/*

[marioguy3]

Votes: bravelion83, Flatline

Lotus Needle Factory
Land - Rare
Lotus Needle Factory enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever Lotus Needle Factory becomes untapped, you lose 1 life.
: Add . You lose 1 life.
,, Sacrifice Lotus Needle Factory: You add X mana of any color, where X is the amount of life you lost this turn.

[folding_music]

votes: bravelion83, kwanyeegor-ii

Chewing Gum on the Lens
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant equipment
Artificers and equipped creatures cannot attack or block.

[netn10]

Votes: bravelion83, folding_music

Design
Instant (Rare)
Add CCC. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.
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Despite 3GUR
Instant (Rare)
Create a token that's a copy of each permanent you control left the battlefield this turn.

[slimytrout]

bravelion, henlock

Hall of Traitors
Land
T: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you both own and control Hall of Traitors.
T: Add C.
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of Hall of Traitors.

[RattingRots]

Henlock. Flatline (but I might make this green)

HM: folding_music (very OP unfortunately)

Ingenious Adaptation 2G
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant Creature or Land
Enchanted permanent has ": Add two mana of any one color."

[void_nothing]

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, Henlock

Zephyrize U
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying and base power and toughness 1/2.
Cycling 2