DCC - August 8, 2019

[Flatline]

The DCC: 08/08/19

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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So I did manage to get to bed at a reasonable hour last night (at least for me). Tonight's not looking so good though.
Edited to include Legend's entry (even though it's a bit late now), which I somehow missed when posting the thread. My sincerest apologies to Legend. I wouldn't blame anyone for changing one of their votes to Legend if they so choose.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 23 (+3)
Henlock 21 (+3)
emily 17 (+1)
netn10 16 (+1)
bravelion83 16 (+3)
Legend 14 (+3)
Rithaniel 14 (+7)
void_nothing 12 (+1)
folding_music 9 (+2)
marioguy3 8 (+1)
archemediesx 8 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 7 (+0)
melliflourence 5
shukkets 5 (+1)
wizyard 1

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Votes: Rithaniel, bravelion83

Self-Made Man 1
Artifact Creature — Human Construct (U)
Modular 1 (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)
Outlast 2 (2, t: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
0/0

Votes: archemediesx, Henlock

Submerge in Madness 3{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}
Sorcery M
Each player with more than ten cards in their library exiles cards from the top of their library equal to the difference.
"I don't use this spell very often, but it's always entertaining to see an entire plane at the brink of insanity."
—Ulaketh, the Bringer of Terror

Votes: archemediesx, Rithaniel

Scheming Villain 3BG
Legendary Creature - Cell (Mythic Rare)
Whenever Scheming Monster becomes the target of a spell or ability, if it attacked this turn, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures. They can't be regenerated.
1U: Until end of turn, Scheming Monster gains hexproof as long as it hasn't attacked or doesn't attack this turn.
2/2
"N is for no survivors, when you..."
--Sheldon Plankton

votes: marioguy3, Legend

Pareidolia, 2U
Enchantment, R
At the beginning of your upkeep, simultaneously reveal a card from your hand and the top card of your library. If you do and those cards have the same power, the same toughness, or the same casting cost, draw a card.

Votes: emily, bravelion83

Sar Khan, Lord of Tarkir 4URG
Legendary Creature - Dragon Shaman (M)
Flying, protection from Dragons and planeswalkers
Sar Khan, Lord of Tarkir can't be countered.
Whenever Sar Khan, Lord of Tarkir enters the battlefield or attacks, you may put a Dragon or Sarkhan permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
7/7
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Acting as a foci for the Ur-Dragon's worldspell changed Sarkhan wholly and utterly. He has no complaints.

Votes: Henlock, void_nothing

Questionable Loyalty U
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
3U: Gain control of enchanted creature.
There never was if, but just when.

Votes: Rithaniel, Legend

Conjure from Muck B
Sorcery (Uncommon)
Populate twice. You lose half your life, rounded up.

Votes: Flatline, netn10 ("...where X is the exiled card's toughness.")

Cytoplast Collector 3G
Creature — Mutant Beast (R)
Trample
Graft 3 (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
XGG: Put X +1/+1 counters on Cytoplast Collector.
0/0

Votes: bravelion83, Henlock

Edge of Madness 2
Artifact — Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and can't attack or block unless its controller discards a card.
Equip 2

Votes: Rithaniel, folding_music

Righteous Reversal 3WW
Instant - Serra's (R)
You gain 7 life for each attacking creature your opponents control.
Even Urza could focus on a greater enemy.

flatline shukkets

Demon of the Rampart WBBB
Creature--Demon (Mythic)
flash
Flying
All creatures with defender you control have first strike, lifelink, and deathtouch
4/3

Legend, Flatline

Zealous Devotion 1w
Enchantment (u)
Sacrifice a creature: You gain hexproof until end of turn.
Sacrifice Zealous Devotion: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Rithaniel , folding_music

Memory Drain (Rare)
XU
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays X. Its controller puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard.

[Flatline]

Votes: void_nothing, Legend

Isolated Oak 2{g/w}{g/w}
Creature — Treefolk Warrior (U)
Exalted
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, you may have that creature assign combat damage equal to it toughness rather than its power until end of turn.
2/4

[wizyard]

void_nothing, Henlock

[folding_music]

votes: Flatline; emily

(taking a break!)

[marioguy3]

Votes: net10, bravelion83

Mechanical Crib RUG
Legendary Artifact - Rare
When you cast Mechanical Crib, create a 0/1 colorless artifact servo token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each servo you control.
Servos you control with three or less +1/+1 counters on them can't attack or block and have hexproof.
Servos you control with four or more +1/+1 counters on them lose hexproof and gain trample, haste, and first strike.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: folding_music, emily

Field of Gears
Land U
: Add .
, , Discard a card: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
Legend says that the gears are the remnants of some ancient civilization, and that the brutes who wander the field are the ghosts of it's citizens.

[shukkets]

Votes: folding_music, kwanyeegor-ii

Anthem of Time 1W
Enchantment (U)
Anthem of Time is colorless.
Quantum creatures you control get +1/+1. (Cards with haste, first strike, double strike, and/or flash are quantum.)
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A melody most strange, echoing throughout the ages, that few can hear and fewer can understand.

[emily]

Votes: Flatline, folding_music

Qarsi Necromancer 3BB
Creature — Naga Cleric (R)
Exploit
When Qarsi Necromancer exploits a creature, return target creature with equal or lesser converted mana cost from your graveyard to the battlefield.
4/3

[Legend]

Flatline , emily

Demented Tutor (Mythic)
3b
Instant
Kicker 1b (You may pay an additional 1b as you cast this spell.)
Search target player's library for a card, reveal it, and put it into its owner's hand. They lose life equal to its converted mana cost, then shuffle their library.
If Demented Tutor was kicked, it gains epic. (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)

[Sagharri]

Votes: bravelion83, emily

Rampant Anomaly 3RR
Creature - Elemental (R)
Trample
Other creatures lose trample.
One of Muraganda's banes.
7/3

[netn10]

Votes: marioguy3, bravelion83

Remove Hex B
Instant (Common)
Destroy target enchantment.
You draw a card and you lose 2 life.
The witch-doctor's mathods are unconventional, but no one can deny their effectiveness.

[bravelion83]

Votes: Henlock, Flatline

Hiding Biologist 1{G/U}{G/U}
Creature — Human Wizard (R)
Megamorph {G/U}{G/U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Graft 0 (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
3: Turn Hiding Biologist face down.
2/2

[kwanyeegor-ii]

shukkets legend

Reap from the Wicked 1GW
Sorcery (Uncommon)
Choose one
- Exile target tapped artifact. Draw a card
- Exile target tapped creature. You gain 4 life

[void_nothing]

Votes: Rithaniel, shukkets

Curse of the Faceless 1WW
Enchantment - Aura Curse (R)
Enchant player
Whenever a triggered ability from a creature source enchanted player controls triggers, counter that ability unless that player pays 2.
Creatures enchanted player controls and creature cards they own lose all creature types and are colorless and have no name.

[Henlock]

Sagharri, Rithaniel

Storm of Ideas r
Sorcery (u)
As an additional cost to cast Storm of Ideas, discard a card.
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.