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The dark opposite of the "I Like You" Game! Create a card that hoses (i.e. interacts negatively with) the card in the previous post. Try to keep the hosing related to something specific about the previous card; lots of things can be hosed by straight-up "counter target spell" or "destroy target permanent" so use blanket removal like this sparingly.

First up:

Chisei Dissipating UU
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Chisei Dissipating unless you remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures. (It doesn't matter who controls those creatures. You can remove two counters from one creature or one each from two.)
3/3

Leeching Touch 1b
Sorcery (c)
Remove all +1/+1 counters from all creatures. You gain life equal to the number of counters removed tbis way.

Firebeetle Familiar R
Creature - Insect
Firebeetle Familiar has flying as long as it's attacking.
Sacrifice Firebeetle Familiar: Target player can't gain life this turn.
3R, Sacrifice Firebeetle Familiar: It deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
1/1

Priamatic Shiele 2ww
Enchantment - Aura (u)
Flash
Enchant creature
As Prismatic Shield enters the battlefield, choose a color. Enchanted creature has peotection from the chosen color.
Sacirifice Prismatic Shield: You gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn.

Grimness of Athreos B
Enchantment
When Grimness of Athreos enters the battlefield, create a colorless artifact token named Gold with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Players can't sacrifice enchantments.

Simplicity 1g
Instant (c)
Destroy target enchantment. If that enchantment's controller controls an artifact, search your library for a card named Rusticity and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Azorius Curator
2WW
Creature - Human Advisor (rare)
1/3
Flash
Opponents can't search their libraries.

Krishnath wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Azorius Curator
2WW
Creature - Human Advisor (rare)
1/3
Flash
Opponents can't search their libraries.

Ruric Thar, the Unbroken 2RG
Creature - Ogre Warrior
Reach
RG: Ruric Thar, the Unbroken gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you don't control enters the battlefield during your turn, Ruric Thar, the Unbroken deals damage equal to its power to that creature.
4/4

Veil of Sublimity 1GW
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it gains indestructible and hexproof until your next turn.
2GW, sacrifice Veil of Sublimity: Untap all creatures you control. They gain indestructible and hexproof until your next turn.

The Beginning of the End 5wwww
Sorcery (r)
For each permanent type, the Beginning of the End costs less if an opponent controls more permanents of that type than you.
Exile all permanents.

Edict Against Lichdom 1W
Enchantment
Players can't cast spells with four or more colored mana symbols in their mana costs.
3W, Discard a card: Tap target creature. If that creature is a Skeleton, Vampire, or Zombie, destroy it.
"Immortality is sublime. Let no one disgrace My position with vile necromancy." - Twenty-Fourth Imperial Decree of the Day of Combed Feathers

Anointed Lich 3UB
Creature — Zombie Cleric
4/4
Skeletons, Vampires, and Zombies you control have hexproof.
B, T, Pay 2 life: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Holy Glare
XWB
Sorcery (Rare)
Skeletons, Specters, Spirits, Vampires, Wraiths, and Zombies get -X/-X until end turn.

Dilatory Bairn 1{G/U}{G/U}
Creature - Ouphe
{G/U}, T: Return target spell to its owner's hand. That spell's controller adds mana equal to its mana cost.
The quiet patience of ouphes, with their long time-telling tapers, is actually a cheery flurry of thought on how best to confound next.
3/1

void_nothing wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Dilatory Bairn 1{G/U}{G/U}
Creature - Ouphe
{G/U}, T: Return target spell to its owner's hand. That spell's controller adds mana equal to its mana cost.
The quiet patience of ouphes, with their long time-telling tapers, is actually a cheery flurry of thought on how best to confound next.
3/1

Alacritous Edler 3{U}{R}
Creature - Human Warrior
When you cast Alacritous Elder, for each spell you have cast this turn, it deals 1 damage to any target.
Haste, first strike
"I thought he was just an old researcher, but he was so quick with that cane! Why was he even at the lab?"
-Silvio Szabo, industrial spy
1/3

Valorous Shieldmaiden
2WW
Creature - Human Warrior (Uncommon)
Vigilance
Reduce all damage dealt to you, creatures you control, and planeswalkers you control by 1.
"For Kaldheim!"
2/4

Trial of the Whisperer UR
Sorcery
Trial of the Whisperer deals 1 damage to each creature, planeswalker, and player. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature dealt damage in this way, put two loyalty counters on each planeswalker dealt damage in this way, and each player dealt damage in this way draws two cards.

Descent into Madness 1b
Enchantment
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player draws a card, then discards a card at random.
Hellbent - Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses one life for each card he or she has drawn this turn if you have no cards in your hand.

Coalescent Knowledge
1UU
Enchantment (Mythic)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a lore counter on Coalescent Knowledge.
At the beginning of each players end step, that player draws a card for each lore counter on Coalescent Knowledge.

Stromgald Conspirator 1R
Creature - Human Knight
Stromgald Conspirator can't block or be blocked by Knights.
Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to draw a card, you may pay B. If you do, that player discards a card at random.
2/2

Mindhold 2U
Enchantment
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard a card, create 2/2 blue Wizard creature token instead.
U, Tap three untapped Wizards: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Shattered Reflections
2UB
Enchantment (Rare)
Tokens can't enter the battlefield.

Hordemon 1B
Creature - Demon
Flying
When Hordemon enters the battlefield, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it.
4/4

Curse of Multitudes 2GW
Enchantment — Aura Curse
Enchant player
Whenever a token would be created under the control of an opponent of enchanted player, twice that many tokens are created instead.

Sigardian Exorcist 2gw
Creature - Human Cleric
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile any number of target Curses. You gain 2 life for each card exiled this way.
You have hexproof.
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