New Challenge Every Day - September 22nd: Return to Lorwyn

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Return to Lorwyn

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 42 (+2)
dyd 42 (+2)
void_nothing 37 (+1)
bravelion83 36 (+3)
Pygyzy 4
Lorn Asbord Schutta 3

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
High toughness

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Doran, the Towering 2wbg
Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman
Each blocking creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its power plus its toughness rather than its power.
1/7

IIW: tentacles and/or pirates

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Mass of Flesh B
Creature - Zombie (Rare)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put two -1/-1 counters on Mass of Flesh and that player creates a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
"It all falls apart."
- Flesh-Combers saying for a "Disgusting success".
0/10

IIW: Five colored vehicle

Netn10, Bravelion83

Wall of Ass 10g
Creature - Ass Wall (Un-U)
Convoke for Asses
1g, Make a fart noise: Wall of Ass gains protection from non-Ass creatures until end of turn.
"Wasn't me."
0/33

Iiw: Your personal Magic head-canon

Votes: dyd, bravelion83

Swiftwave Squid 4UU
Creature - Squid (R)
Flash
Instant spells and spells with flash you cast cost 3 less to cast.
2/7

IIW: Nonbasic land hate

[dyd]

Votes: void_nothing, netn10

Bounty 2GW
Creature - Elemental (R)
When Bounty enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
When Bounty leaves the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
Evoke 2(G/W)(G/W) (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters the battlefield.)
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
3/3

IIW: a creature becomes two

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, Pygyzy (God I miss Unhidged)

Flamekin Dynamo R
Creature - Elemental Shaman (Rare)
1R: Discard a card. If you do, draw a card. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, instead discard your hand, then draw that many cards.
2/1

IIW: Slivers

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Gilt-Leaf Headhunter 2BG
Creature — Elf Warrior (R)
Other attacking Elves you control get +1/+1.
Whenever Gilt-Leaf Headhunter attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, if it was a creature card, Gilt-Leaf Headhunter deals damage equal to that card's power to target creature you don't control.
3/3

IIW: noncreature with coven

[void_nothing]

Votes: dyd, netn10

Wellgabber Alchemist 3W
Creature - Merfolk Cleric (C)
When Wellgabber Alchemist enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Island you control.
Whenever an Island or another Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control, Wellgabber Alchemist gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
"Naturally there's some disagreement among the reejereys... that's how it is of course... I hope the cenn and his council will conclude rebuilding plans quickly near you... and about this ointment..."
1/2

IIW: Birdwatching