New Challenge Every Day - May 4th: Phyrexian Eldrazi

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Phyrexian Eldrazi

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 8 (+3)
netn10 7 (+5)
void_nothing 4 (+4)
dyd 3 (+1)
bravelion83 3 (+1)
JovialJovian 3 (+2)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Strange counters

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

I actually have a hard time figuring out what color this card belongs to haha.

Dissociation B
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, for each evergreen keyword that creature had, put a counter granting that keyword on up to one creature you control.

IIW: Strange alternate casting costs

Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing

Dilemma of Ages 1u
Instant {R}
Choose 2 target spells with different controllers. For each of those spells, that spell's controller secretly chooses greed or selflessness, then reveals their choice. If selflessness was chosen for both spells, counter each of them unless their controller pays . If selflessness was chosen for exactly one spell, counter that spell, then the other spell's controller may copy their spell. They may choose new targets for the copy. If selflessness was chosen for neither spell, counter both spells.

IIW: discard hand

Votes: void_nothing, slimytrout

Eldrich Invitation U
Enchantment (Rare)
2: Put a strange counter on target creature.
Creatures with strange counters on them are colorless Eldrazi Mutants and have "1: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn."

IIW: White draw a lot of cards.

Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Petrify 2W
Instant (U)
Put a petrification counter on target creature. That creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated as long as it has a petrification counter on it.
"Everybody knows not to look a gorgon in the eyes."

IIW: desert

votes: netn10, void_nothing

Crossfire R
Instant (R)
Crossfire deals X damage to any target, where X is one plus the number of crossfire counters on Crossfire.
1: Put a crossfire counter on Crossfire, target opponent copies Crossfire and may choose a new target for the copy.

IIW: Three digit numbers

netn10, JovialJovian

Tragak, Asmor's Assistant 2BG
Legendary Creature - Beast Advisor (R)
At the beginning of your end step, put a Food counter on up to one target permanent you control. (Permanents with Food counters on them are Food Artifacts in addition to their other types and have 2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you gain life, return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
4/4

IIW: Competition

Votes: netn10 bravelion83

Omnicomprehensive Theory gu
Enchantment
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, choose a kind of counter at random from among up, down, top, bottom, charm, strange. Put a counter of that kind on Omnicomprehensive Theory.
1, Remove six counters of different kinds from Omnicomprehensive Theory: Look at the top six cards of your library, put two into your hand and the rest on the bottom in a random order. Add cwubrg.
5, Remove three counters from Omnicomprehensive Theory: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put three +1/+1 counters on it.

IIW: quick

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

Grave-Broker's Bargaining 3G
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses one -
• They exile a nonland card from their graveyard with a negotiation counter on it.
• They put a negotiation counter on each exiled card they own with a negotiation counter on it.
Each player may cast cards they own exiled with Grave-Broker's Bargaining. Those spell cards cost 1 less to cast for each negotiation counter on them.

IIW: Crabs

[dyd]

Votes netn10 bravelion83

Emrakul, Plague of the Eternities (14)
Legendary Creature – Phyrexian Eldrazi
Flying, infect
When you cast this spell, you gain control of each opponent until end of turn.
If another nontoken creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's colorless, is also a Phyrexian Eldrazi and it has infect.
9/19

IIW: combine two artifact types. (The artifact types are Clue, Contraption, Equipment, Food, Fortification, Gold, Treasure, and Vehicle)

[Riria]

Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing

Aberrant Swarmling 1U
Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Eldrazi (R)
Flash, flying
The first time an opponent casts a spell each turn, counter that spell unless its controller pays X, where X is the amount of life you lost that turn by paying costs for casting spells and activating abilities.
The first time you cast a spell each turn, you may may X*. If you do, copy that spell X/3 times. You may choose new targets for the copies.
"I don't get it. I actively don't understand this thing." - Jin-Gitaxias
2/4

IIW: A clearly Un-set card that works under normal rules.

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Modal DFC

Krestel, the Sixth One 4CC
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor (M)
When Krestel, the Sixth One enters the battlefield, tap all colored permanents each opponent controls. They don't untap during their controllers' untap step. (Lands are colorless.)
Colored permanents you control untap during each player's untap step.
6/6

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Fhorus, the Ruinous 9CC
Legendary Creature — Eldrazi (M)
Flying, trample, vigilance, protection from instants and sorceries
When Fhorus, the Ruinous attacks, destroy target colorless permanent defending player controls. (Lands are colorless.)
11/11

IIW: desert

[slimytrout]

netn10, void_nothing

Sheoldred, Corrupted 3BB
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor (M)
Menace
If you would draw a card, instead you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
At the beginning of each end step, if you both own and control Sheoldred, Corrupted and a creature named Jin-Gitaxias, Insane, exile them, then meld them into Shetaxias, the Darkest Mind.
4/5
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Shetaxias, the Darkest Mind
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Phyrexian Praetor (M)
As long as it's your turn, Shetaxias, the Darkest Mind has protection from everything.
Whenever Shetaxias, the Darkest Mind deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles that many cards from the top of their library. You may cast one of those cards without paying its mana cost.
6/6

IIW: Proliferate

[JovialJovian]

votes: haywire, dyd

Huskmother (10)
Creature - Phyrexian Eldrazi
Whenever Huskmother is blocked by one or more creatures, you may exile one of those creatures.
At the beginning of your end step, put all creature cards exiled with Huskmother onto the battlefield with husk counters on them. They are noncreature Equipment artifacts with Living Weapon, "Equipped creature has this card's abilities and gets +X/+Y, where X is this card's power and Y is this card's toughness." and Equip Z, where Z is that card's mana cost. (As each one enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Germ creature token and attach that equipment to it.)
7/11

IIW: Non-green Ooze

[netn10]

Votes: JoviaJovian, void_nothi

Reimagining of Worlds 8
Creature - Phyrexian Eldrazi (Mythic)
Emerge 9BUG
When you cast Reimagining of Worlds, destroy all noncreature, nonland permanents. Draw a card and each opponent discards a card for each permanant destroyed this way.
8/8

IIW: Blue exiles and gives something back.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

riria jovialjovian

[void_nothing]

Votes: slimytrout, dyd

Discordant Scourge 5
Creature - Eldrazi Phyrexian (R)
First strike
Whenever Discordant Scourge attacks, you may pay 2 life and/or 2. When you pay 2 life in this way, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature defending player controls. When you pay 2 in this way, defending player sacrifices a noncreature, nonland permanent.
5/3

IIW: Turtle Hydras of Eldraine