New Challenge Every Day - November 27th: Vanity cards

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Today's Challenge:
Vanity cards

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:
  • Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)
  • Make a card that fits the current challenge.
  • Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.
Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.
slimytrout 80 (+5)
dyd 58 (+0)
Riria 58 (+1)
netn10 58 (+2)
JovialJovian 53 (+3)
void_nothing 47 (+1)
Pygyzy 25
OneAndOnly 23 (+3)
caulkwrangler 21 (+1)
FoilSquared 9
kwanyeegor-ii 6
MonoRedMage 4
Oskeo 3
Raptorchan 3
Lorn Asbord Schutta 3
BaconCatBug 3
.::Note of the Day::.

The classic example of this is Phelddagrif being an anagram of "Garfield, PhD" - a vanity card is a card that sneakily references someone's actual name.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Chalk
dyd wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: slimytrout, JovialJovian

Muralist's Servant
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow
, Choose a color that hasn't been chosen for this ability: Put a counter of the chosen color on target permanent. (That permanent is also that color.)
3, Sacrifice Muralist's Servant: If you control a permanent of each color, you may draw two cards.
"How could you forget the magenta and cyan chalks???!! Buying the cheapest model was the worst idea ever!"
1/1

IIW: totally lost
caulkwrangler wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Chalk It Up
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, each player who lost life this turn gets an experience counter.

IIW: Time periods.
Riria wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Line of Forbiddance W
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant permanent
Totem armor
Learnable Skill WU (While this is in your graveyard, you may pay WU and tap an untapped Wizard creature you control to cast it. Only one spell may be cast with Learnable Skill per turn.)

IIW: Nongreen dryads
OneAndOnly wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: netn10, caulkwrangler (not just for the "party bus" pun)
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Quick Sketch -- XU
Sorcery
Flash
Create a token copy of target creature except that it has base power and toughness X, has haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it" and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this creature."
Misphoriout's drawing of the Eldrazi disappeared quickly in the wind ... but at least he got the nose right.
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IIW: Burn spells
slimytrout wrote:
3 years ago
@OneAndOnly don't forget to vote

dyd, void_nothing

Corpse's Contour 2UB
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature, then investigate for each creature that died this turn.
During the dry season, the dark alleys of Och-Revaa become a macabre mosaic of the dead.

IIW: Liquids other than water
JovialJovian wrote:
3 years ago
votes: OneAndOnly, slimytrout

Writing Slate 5
Artifact
Whenever Writing Slate or a Wizard enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Chalk artifact token.
T, Tap X Chalk: Scry X, then draw a card.

IIW: Diseases
Pygyzy wrote:
3 years ago
Riria, Oneandonly

Wave of Impermanence WWU
Enchantment (R)
Flash
When Wave of Impermanence enters the battlefield, phase out target nonland permanent. You may choose not to phase it in as long as you control Wave of Impermanence.
Sacrifice Wave of Impermanence: You draw a card.

IIW: Sirens
netn10 wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: OneAndOnly, JovialJovian

Painter's Companion 3
Creature - Scarecrow (Rare)
Whenever a player cast a spell, if that spell doesn't share a color with a permanent on the battlefield, that player draws a card.
2/4

IIW: Three colored vehicle
void_nothing wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: JovialJovian, slimytrout

Chalk Golem 4
Artifact Creature - Golem (U)
Whenever Chalk Golem becomes blocked, you may pay 1. If you do, you gain 4 life at end of combat.
Whenever Chalk Golem attacks and isn't blocked, you may pay 1. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Chalk Golem at end of combat.
3/3

IIW: Preventing things
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Post by dyd » 3 years ago

Votes: OneAndOnly, slimytrout

Junta Olen, Honored Killer
Legendary Creature - Kithkin Assassin
Defender
Indestructible, deathtouch, lifelink
As long as you have four or more creatures in your company, Junta Olen gets +3/+3 and can attack as tough he didn't have defender. (Your company consists of up to four Kithkins, two Humans, one Dwarf, one Elf and one Wizard.)
Dedicated to John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, creator of Middle Earth.
1/1

IIW: split card with one half from an existing split card
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Post by Riria » 3 years ago

Votes: Pygyzy, netn10

A Cow, Johnny! 1GWU
Creature - Ox (R)
When A Cow, Johnny! enters the battlefield, create X Food, where X is 2 plus the amount of Food you already created this turn.
You may sacrifice Food as you cast creature spells. If you do, they cost one mana of any color less for each Food sacrificed this way. If you pay for a creature exclusively by sacrificing Food, and that creature's converted mana cost is greater than 0, you may search your library for all creature cards with the same name and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
At the beginning of each end step, you may surveil X, where X is the amount of Food that left the battlefield this turn.
1GWU: Exile A Cow, Johnny!, then return it to the battlefield under your control.
In memory of John Conway, 1937-2020. Your contributions to mathematics will be fondly remembered as well as developed upon.
2/4

IIW: Riddles
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Post by OneAndOnly » 3 years ago

Votes: slimytrout, JovialJovian
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Kel Bleater -- 1UW
Creature - Goat
Final Jeopardy -- If you would lose the game, clash with an opponent instead. If you win the clash, all players win the game instead.
1/3
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IIW: Domain
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Post by slimytrout » 3 years ago

OneAndOnly, JovialJovian

Agoa, Raid Demon 1BR
Legendary Creature - Demon (R)
Haste, trample
Agoa, Raid Demon enters the battlefield with eight -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever Agoa, Raid Demon attacks, remove a -1/-1 counter from it.
In memory of Diego Maradona, legendary striker, always number 10
10/10

IIW: Emotions

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Post by JovialJovian » 3 years ago

votes: caulkwrangler, netn10

Rosewater Elemental GW
Artifact Creature - Food Elemental
Whenever an activated ability of a Food you control would cause you to gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.
2, T, Sacrifice ~: You gain 3 life.
2/2

IIW: Harsh drawbacks

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Post by Pygyzy » 3 years ago

¡Leche con Carne! 3UBR
Legendary Enchantment (MR)
All permanents are Artifact Foods, in addition to their other types.
Sacrifice three Foods: Create Sly, a 6/6 legendary blue, black, and red Human Wizard creature token with, "Sly can't be blocked except by Walls."
R.IP. Tony Sly 11/4/70 - 7/31/12 - "There'll be nothing when you're gone."

Riria, Oneandonly
IIW: Sacred Geometry

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Post by netn10 » 3 years ago

Votes: dyd, Riria

Anagramming my name.

Hen W
Instant (Rare)
Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying and "This creature can and must block all creatures if able."
/////////////////////////// Fuse ///////////////////////////
Entail WW
Instant (Rare)
Sacrifice a creature. Creatures you control gains indestructible until end of turn.

IIW: Three colored common vehicle.

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Post by caulkwrangler » 3 years ago

Votes: OneAndOnly, Pygyzy

Lem C'nalb, Voice of Thousands
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
If Lem C'nalb, Voice of Thousands is tapped to conspire a spell, it counts as two creatures.
The first two creature spells you cast each turn have conspire. (As you cast the spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it.)
1/3

IIW: Lands that do things.

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Votes: dyd, slimytrout

Broshline, Analyst of Mana 1GU
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (R)
The first spell you cast each turn has flash.
Whenever you cast a spell that's one or more colors, add C.
T, Return a spell you control to its owner's hand: Scry X, where X is the amount of C spent to cast that spell.
2/2

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IIW: Deep sleep
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