New Challenge Every Day - November 24th: Self-defeat

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Self-defeat

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 70 (+3)
dyd 52 (+4)
netn10 50 (+4)
Riria 49 (+5)
JovialJovian 47 (+4)
void_nothing 43 (+0)
Pygyzy 24 (+0)
caulkwrangler 19
OneAndOnly 19
kwanyeegor-ii 6
FoilSquared 5
MonoRedMage 4
Oskeo 3
Raptorchan 3
Lorn Asbord Schutta 3
BaconCatBug 3

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Giant monsters

dyd, netn10

Living Craton 6GG
Creature - Elder Elemental
When you cast Living Craton, search your library for any number of land cards and put them into your graveyard, then shuffle your library.
Trample
Living Craton's power and toughness are each equal to the number of land cards in all graveyards.
Land cards can't be exiled from graveyards.
Sacrifice a land: Target elemental gains indestructible until end of turn.
*/*

IIW: Tiny Monsters

Votes: JovialJovian, Riria

Ouroboros 6wbg
Legendary Creature - Leviathan Serpent
Trample, lifelink
When Ouroboros enters the battlefield, destroy all other creatures.
When Ouroboros dies, choose a number. Return each other creature card with converted mana cost equal to that number from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Escape—3wwbbgg, Exile the top half of your library, rounded up. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
9/9

Note: the rules for Escape don't require the cost to include exiling cards from graveyard - it could be any alternative cost (e.g. "Escape—Reveal Shellephant from your hand")

IIW: Bruno Mars's song

Votes: JovialJovian, Riria

Hulking Progenitroll 4WRG
Creature - Troll Warrior (Mythic)
Trample, Haste, First Strike, Indestructible, Menace, Vigilance, Reach, Protection from creatures with power 4 or less.
Cascade
9/9
In it's very soul, it contains the true soul of Naya.

IIW: Druid Tribal

netn10, JovialJovian

Synris, God-Killer Wolf 4BG
Legendary Creature - Wolf (R)
Haste
When Synris, God-Killer Wolf enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target legendary creature.
Whenever Synris deals damage to a creature with indestructible, that creature loses indestructible until end of turn.
6/6

IIW: "Any player may activate this ability"

Votes: dyd, netn10

Big Pink Fluffy Unicorn WBG
Creature - Horse (R)
Innocent (An innocent creature can't be the target of spells or abilities opponents control. When an innocent creature deals combat damage to a creature, it loses innocent.)
First strike, deathtouch
Sacrifice a creature: Big Pink Fluffy Unicorn regains innocent.
It bathes in the blood of sinners to renew its own purity. Uwu.
3/3

IIW: A new permanent type.

Book Elemental 5uu
Creature — Elemental (MR)
When Book Elemental enters the battlefield, exile the top half of your library.
Book Elemental has power and toughness equal to the number of cards you own in exile.
When Book Elemental leaves the battlefield, shuffle Book Elemental and all cards you own in exile into your library.
*/*

Riria, netn10
IIW: Really tiny creatures

Votes: Riria, dyd

The Madness Approaches 4BB
Legendary Creature - Horror (Mythic)
Haste
T: Each player mills 1, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land.
Delirium - The Madness Approaches gets +1/+1 for each card in your opponent's graveyards as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
1/1

IIW: Vehicle

Votes: dyd, slimytrout
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Crocolodon -- 3UUGG
Creature - Crocodile Beast
3UG, : Crocolodon deals 5 damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, untap Crocolodon.
, Discard a land card: Crocolodon gains shroud until end of turn.
7/7
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IIW: Things that aren't meant to fly.

Votes: slimytrout, Riria.

Votes: JovialJovian, slimytrout

Nationslayer Manticore 6RR
Creature - Manticore (R)
Flying, seize (A creature with seize must be blocked if able.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a creature type. Nationslayer Manticore deals 7 damage to each creature of the chosen type. Then, for each player who controlled three or more creatures dealt damage in this way, Nationslayer Manticore deals 7 damage to that player.
7/5

IIW: Tricolor legends

[dyd]

Votes: JovialJovian, slimytrout

Helldragger Servant 1br
Creature - Elemental Devil
Vanishing 6 (This creature enters the battlefield with six time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
Helldragger Servant gets +1/+0 for each time counter on it.
Whenever a time counter is removed from Helldragger Servant, it deals damage equal to its power to you.
1/3

IIW: Master Chef the Gathering

[FoilSquared]

Votes: netn10, Riria

Last Hope of Ghirapur 3WRB
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures your opponents control.
Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with Flying. Creatures you control get First Strike, Trample, Haste, and must be blocked if able until end of turn. Each opponent may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield. At the end of the turn, if you did not deal damage to an opponent this turn, you lose the game.
"The inherent failings in a gambit can often be attributed to the vice of pride." -Feruy, Aether Philosopher

IIW: Druid tribal

[caulkwrangler]

Votes: void_nothing, netn10

The End of the World
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast The End of the World, discard any number of cards, and sacrifice any number of permanents.
Each player mills X, where X is equal to the number of cards discarded this way and number of permanents sacrificed this way combined. Exile The End of the World.
I feel fine.

IIW: Games within games.

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: Riria, void_nothing
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Lich's Ploy -- BBBB
Enchantment
Flash
Vanishing 4
When Lich's Ploy enters the battlefield, your life total becomes zero and you discard your hand.
You don't lose the game for having zero or less life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your life total is less than zero, draw a card and amass 4.
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IIW: Redirected spells

[Riria]

Votes: dyd, Pygyzy

Basket WB
Enchantment - Aura (MR)
Indestructible, protection from everything
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains +4/+4 and has first strike, vigilance and lifelink.
When Basket leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.
Hey eggs, get in there.

IIW: Chalk

[netn10]

Votes: FoilSquared, Riria

Sadness 3UBR
Creature - Incarnation Elemental (Rare)
Menace
Whenever a creature you control kills itself, discard your hand, than draw seven cards.
When Sadness is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
6/6

IIW: Three colored vehicle.

[Pygyzy]

Netn10,Dyd
IIW: Wrath Variants

Curse of Prophecy 1UU
Enchantment — Aura Curse (R)
Enchant your team
Enchanted team's opponents creatures have protection from opponents.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player's opponents vote for draw step, main phase, or combat phase. Enchanted player takes an additional instance of the step or phase with the most votes this turn.
What use is glimpsing the future if you're unable to change the outcome?

[slimytrout]

netn10, void_nothing

Reckless Confidant 1R
Creature - Human Advisor (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. Reckless Confidant deals damage to you equal to the number of cards exiled this way. Until end of turn, you may cast nonland cards exiled by Reckless Confidant.
"Greatness is worth the risk."
2/1

IIW: Historical figures

[Pygyzy]

@slimytrout Dont forget your votes and IIW

[JovialJovian]

votes: slimytrout, dyd

Dying Breath 5BBB
Sorcery
Starting with you, each player loses the game.
"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." -Herman Melville, Moby Dick

IIW: Altruism

[void_nothing]

Votes: JovialJovian, FoilSquared

Mirror of Hate B
Instant (U)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker if it shares a name or planeswalker type with another permanent on the battlefield.
Plainscycling 2

IIW: Juggernauts and/or Dreadnoughts