The Wall Game

[Generalcow44]

Wall of Secrets 2g
Creature - Wall (R)
Defender
When Wall of Secrets enters the battlefield, put a Passage counter on target creature you control.
Whenever Wall of Secrets Blocks a creature, Target creature you control with a passage counter deals 2 damage to target attacking creature.

0/2

Next: A dragon wall

[BasicLandz]

Wall of a Thousand Pains 4rr
Creature - Dragon Wall (M)
Flying, Defender
Whenever Wall of a Thousand Pains is dealt damage create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying. It has "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
0/6

Next: Wall that enters the battlefield under an opponents control

[Atraxian]

Sabotage Grid
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender, flash
~ enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Spells you control cost more to cast.
, discard a card: destroy this permanent.
0/3

Next: a wall of gemstones

[void_nothing]

Diamant Spines RW
Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever Diamant Spines blocks a creature, it deals 1 damage to that creature and you create a Treasure token.
0/2

Next: A Wall that causes bad things to happen (to you and/or your opponents) when it dies

[Generalcow44]

Wall of Punishment 2bb
Creature - Wall (M)
When Wall of Punishment is put into the graveyard, each player create a 0/1 black Wall Horror creature token with hexproof, indestructible, "This creature cannot attack or block." and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each player."

0/1

Next: A wall of books

[Atraxian]

Library Nest
Creature - Wall
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, choose one -

• draw a card
• create a 1/1 black Worm creature token

Never saw bookworms this gross
0/4

Next: a wall of nuts fit for an un-set

[Krishnath]

Pile of Wallnuts
1GG
Creature - Plant Wall [R]
Defender
When Pile of Wallnuts would enter the battlefield, roll 2d6, it enters the battlefield with that many +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Pile of Wallnuts blocks, remove a +1/+1 counter from it and create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
0/1

Next: A wall named "Prismatic Wall".

[void_nothing]

Prismatic Wall 1WU
Creature - Illusion Wall
Defender, flying
1W: Prismatic Wall gains protection from its colors until end of turn.
U: Prismatic Wall becomes the color of your choice in addition to its other colors until end of turn.
1WU: Prismatic Wall gets +1/+2 until end of turn.
0/5

Next: Indestructible Wall

[Atraxian]

Blightsteel Fence
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender, indestructible, infect
1/3

Next: a wall that transforms into something else

[Krishnath]

Crumbling Wall
3
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Crumbling Wall enters the battlefield with three brick counters on it.
Whenever Crumbling Wall blocks a creature, remove a brick counter from it at end of combat.
When the last brick counter is removed from Crumbling Wall, exile it, then return it to the battlefield transformed.
0/4
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Hidden Passage
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Land
T: Add C
1{U/R}, T: Target creature with power 3 or less becomes unblockable until end of turn.


Next: A very hungry wall.

[void_nothing]

Tiger Fence 2G
Creature - Wall
Defender, reach
At the beginning of your upkeep, return another nontoken creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, create a 2/2 green Cat creature token.
0/6

Next: A Wall for Conspiracy or Battlebond.

[Atraxian]

Wall of Secrets
Creature - Wall
Reveal ~ as you draft it, your opponents draft the next card at random keeping it face down. You may look at those cards while drafting.
Defender
0/4

Next: a carnivorous plant

[dyd]

Carnivorous Plant

Done! but seriously...

Rhonas Flytrap 2g
Creature - Plant Wall
Defender, reach
3gg, t: Destroy target creature with flying ~ is blocking. Put X +1/+1 counters on ~, where X is that creature's tougness.
0/6

Next: a wall inspired by Tree of Redemption / Tree of Perdition

[spacemonaut]

I'm breaking the rules here a bit to give the Tree a third iteration: it's a Wall in spirit but not in type line.

Tree of Conflagration 3R
(Art: the same tree, with the things hanging from it burning and fires in the branches. The cathedral beside it is burning down and already collapsing into rubble.)
Creature — Plant (MR)
Defender
, Sacrifice Tree of Conflagration: It deals damage equal to its toughness divided as you choose among any number of target blocking creatures.
Once the cathedral was lost, absolute despair rolled over Thraben. There was no more protection to be found here.
0/13


Next: A wall styled after Morphlings.

[Atraxian]

Vesuvan Fortifications
Creature - Wall
Defender
: until end of turn ~ can attack as though it didn't have defender
: ~ gains reach until end of turn
: ~ can block an additional creature this combat
: ~ gets +1/-1 until end of turn
: ~ gets -1/+1 until end of turn
3/3

Next: a wall made of darksteel

[Krishnath]

Darksteel Fortifications
4
Artifact Creature - Wall
0/3
Defender, indestructible.

Next: A wall that is cute and fluffy (silver border optional).

[spacemonaut]

Definitely silver border.

Goat Jam XWW
(Art: a bunch of angry soldiers waiting patiently & furiously for a farmer to herd his goats across the road.)
Creature — Infuriating Goat Wall
Defender
As Goat Jam enters the battlefield, create X 0/1 white Goat creature tokens.
Whenever Goat Jam is dealt damage, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
Goat Jam's toughness is equal to the number of other Goats you control.
"Now hold your horses folks, we'll be outta your hair in no time."
0/*


Next: A wall with 11 toughness.

[Atraxian]

Great Wall of the Abzan
Legendary Creature - Elder Wall
Defender, indestructible
Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
, : bolster 1, then bolster 1 again then bolster 1 a third time
0/11

Next: a wall with 11 power

[dyd]

Rusty Colossus
Artifact Creature — Golem Wall
Defender, indestructible
If ~ would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal ~ and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
11/11

Lava Flare rrrr
Creature - Wall
Defender
11/1


Next: wall with bestow

[void_nothing]

Nyx-Bronze Barrier 3RG
Enchantment Creature - Wall
Defender, reach, first strike, hexproof
At the beginning of the first main phase of each of your turns, you may sacrifice a non-Aura enchantment. If you do, add an amount of R and/or G equal to Nyx-Bronze Barrier or enchanted creature's power.
Enchanted creature gets +3/+4 and has defender, reach, first strike, and hexproof.
Bestow 5RG
Commissioned by Klothys from Purphoros when the Underworld would no longer hold.
3/4

Next: A Wall with a tap ability

[Krishnath]

Wall of Orchids
1G
Creature - Plant Wall
Defender, hexproof
T: Add one mana of any color.
0/3

Next:
A wall that can be used to create many tokens.

[void_nothing]

Sylvan Caryatid functional reprint? :p

Gavony Greatkeep 4GW
Creature - Wall
Defender
Gavony Greatkeep gets +1/+1 and can block an additional creature each combat for each Human you control.
Fateful hour - At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 5 or less life, you may sacrifice Gavony Greatkeep. If you do, create ten 1/1 white Human creature tokens and until the beginning of your next turn, Humans you control have indestructible.
0/10

Next: A Wall from one of the Planechase planes not yet visited in a set.

[Krishnath]

Sylvan Caryatid functional reprint? :p

-snip-

Next: A Wall from one of the Planechase planes not yet visited in a set.

If it ain't broke...

Celestine Wall
UW
Creature - Wall
Defender, Reach,
Celestine Wall may block creatures with islandwalk as if they did not have that ability.
1/4

Next: A wall from Muraganda

[Atraxian]

Devouring Canopy
Creature - Plant Wall
Defender, reach, devour 1
: add
As long as ~ has 3 or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has indestructible.
Even the trees prey on the weak
0/1

Next - A wall from Bant

[void_nothing]

Jhessian Seawall 1U
Creature - Wall
Defender
Exalted
Whenever three or more creatures attack you or a planeswalker you control, choose one-third of those creatures at random, rounded down. Return each of those creatures to its owner's hand.
Islandcycling 2
0/2

Next: A Wall from Esper