MTGNexus

I need an even worse deck.

Golos is pretty consistent now and so it isn't that ideal to bring against new newbies; I've wanted to make Yidris work in a non-boring way and I do have an unhealthy obsession with Saboteurs. Why not marry the two crappy themes for something newbie friendly?

I also must follow this rule:
Stupid, dumb pet cards CANNOT get the axe!

Well, time to update this idiocy, I guess.

Commander Legends Revisions:
I cut The Gitrog and Sire because they make my opponents hate me, so they've been replaced with inferior but less loathed draw. Loyal Guardian felt like it could come out the most from the cards I looked at. Treasure Cruise is nice but considering how much self-mill and cards that care about that exists, I think I rather make my graveyard a resource than use it just for jet-fuel which is a shame 'cause of how busted Cruise is. Averna and Keeper are the inferior draw pieces, Frontier makes it easier to punch in the stead of Guardian and Seasons Past probably be able to use my 'yard.

Broccoli needs the Prophet more:
Besides, with Averna, the Chaos Bloom, adding a bit more Cascade could be great.