Flavor Fails

[hyalopterouslemur]

Well, we have Science zombies on Innistrad, and many planes have zombies that are animated by living plants/fungus.

Makes me wonder how many causes / sources / types of zombies there are in the known Magic multiverse.

TYPES OF ZOMBIES

• Alchemical - I think they're in Magic but can't recall any specific cards at the moment.
• Divine - Binding Mummy , Wildfire Eternal
• Elemental - Skullbriar, the Walking Grave
• Necromantic - Liliana, Heretical Healer , Scathe Zombies
• Botanic - Deathspore Thallid , Slitherhead , Ghoultree
• Surgical - Stitcher Geralf , Stitched Drake
• Technological - Metathran Zombie , Nim Replica
• Viral - I don't think they're in Magic and can't recall any specific cards at the moment.

Did I miss any types? Did I miscategorize any?

Is surgical the proper term? Necroptic?

Viral could be the Phyrexians.

Anyway, Neck Snap fails on two levels: Not all creatures have heads, and the flavor text is 100% wrong: When you snap someone's neck, the cause of death is trauma to spinal cord.

[Legend]

Anyway, Neck Snap fails on two levels: Not all creatures have heads, and the flavor text is 100% wrong: When you snap someone's neck, the cause of death is trauma to spinal cord.

Man, that really is bad. Haha! Good find.