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Laughing Matter
Undercover Sting
The First Grade Degree
I Don't Wanna
Tastelessness
Sweet Honey Baby
Decomplexity Cat
Yanni//Laurel
Eco-Friendly Vat of Acid
Sharks with Lasers, Keep Out!
Undercover Sting
The First Grade Degree
I Don't Wanna
Tastelessness
Sweet Honey Baby
Decomplexity Cat
Yanni//Laurel
Eco-Friendly Vat of Acid
Sharks with Lasers, Keep Out!
Basically if WOTC looked at R&D's Secret Lair and said, How can we make this a set?
Design Philosophy:
I like to bend the rules til they snap and put em back together. Magic can be any game so try something different. Sometimes I'll look at the rule book, find a rule and try to break it, especially "unbreakable" ones. That's my approach. Start first with ok what can't i do then whittle away until there's more can than can't.
One thing about some of my designs, they're fun for me. Unfortunately fun for me sometimes means tormenting the hell out of my opponent. That's why some of my designs are fiddly and irritating. They're like that on purpose cuz if they're fiddly and irritating to me, they'll be that much fun to watch my opponent get annoyed over. Again, that's fun for me haha. Sorry not sorry.
Themes:
Food and food cards: There will be nonartifact food cards, not Food with a capitol F, that interact with food cards, Foods, and food(that you eat). This is the most troublesome because of numerous logistical issues but food cards I think solves some issues. As a joke i thought "what if banana was a color. Could a card be a banana?", so I decided to try to find out. (Still figuring that one out.)
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Server Dog
Creature — Dog Waiter
Haste
: If an opponent controls a food or food creature, you may take a bite of food. If you do, Server Dog fights target creature.
3/1
Snack-Cake Giant
Delicious Creature — Giant Sponge
(Delicious creatures count as food but you can't eat them.)
Snackburst (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter for each different flavor you ate this turn. The flavor types are sour, sweet, salty, bitter and savory.)
0/0
Server Dog
Creature — Dog Waiter
Haste
: If an opponent controls a food or food creature, you may take a bite of food. If you do, Server Dog fights target creature.
3/1
Snack-Cake Giant
Delicious Creature — Giant Sponge
(Delicious creatures count as food but you can't eat them.)
Snackburst (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter for each different flavor you ate this turn. The flavor types are sour, sweet, salty, bitter and savory.)
0/0
So similar to wordy I wanted keywordy (3 or more keywords). I was thinking around 50 keywords, some with no meaning, a few that do the same thing but different names, completely unnecessary keywords. There will be an overly-complex mechanic (workshopping a few concepts) and a simpleton mechanic (muraganda finally!). The idea was that I'd use the reminder card to list different keywords. There's also the useless mechanic, which is about cards with "no rules meaning" Example:
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Exasperated Sigh
Instant
Read the card (Cover the textbox of the targeted spell while this is on the stack.)
Counter target overly-complex spell.(A spell is overly-complex if a player can't accurately explain what it does without looking at it.)
Peanut Butter and Brain Jelly
Delicious Enchantment — Lunch Sandwich
At the beginning of each players upkeep, delete the last sentence from a creature they control with the most sentences in it's text box. If that creature has no text, you may take a bite of food. If you do, destroy that creature.
Destupidifier
Creature — Psychic Doctor
If another creature would deal combat damage to a creature or player, Destupidifier deals it's combat damage if it's in combat instead. When Destupidifier deals combat damage, other creatures deal their combat damage.
All keywords lose their rules meaning.
2/2
Instant
Read the card (Cover the textbox of the targeted spell while this is on the stack.)
Counter target overly-complex spell.(A spell is overly-complex if a player can't accurately explain what it does without looking at it.)
Peanut Butter and Brain Jelly
Delicious Enchantment — Lunch Sandwich
At the beginning of each players upkeep, delete the last sentence from a creature they control with the most sentences in it's text box. If that creature has no text, you may take a bite of food. If you do, destroy that creature.
Destupidifier
Creature — Psychic Doctor
If another creature would deal combat damage to a creature or player, Destupidifier deals it's combat damage if it's in combat instead. When Destupidifier deals combat damage, other creatures deal their combat damage.
All keywords lose their rules meaning.
2/2
Jobs and Relatives - Lotta specialized vocations, Carpenter, plumber, etc. Police is a big one as it's faction-related. Relatives like mother brother etc. Cousin is a mechanic.
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Nepotism Deputism
Enchantment — Honorary Aura
Enchant nonpolice creature
When Nepotism Deputism enters the battlefield, reveal any number of permanent cards from your hand that share a creature type with enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gains their text in addition to it's own for as long as this Aura is attached.
Enchanted creature is a Police Cousin in addition to its other types and has "T: Chasten target nonpolice creature until end of turn."
Enchantment — Honorary Aura
Enchant nonpolice creature
When Nepotism Deputism enters the battlefield, reveal any number of permanent cards from your hand that share a creature type with enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gains their text in addition to it's own for as long as this Aura is attached.
Enchanted creature is a Police Cousin in addition to its other types and has "T: Chasten target nonpolice creature until end of turn."
I remember what I forgot, Confuse
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Manic 2G
Instant
Creature tokens can't be created this turn.
Create Daffodil, a 3/3 Pink and Polka-Dot Elephant creature token.
Confuse
(You may cast either or both halves of this card and ignore any sentence on either half.)
Monday 1G
Instant
Creature tokens gain indestructible until end of turn.
Destroy all creature tokens.
Confuse
Instant
Creature tokens can't be created this turn.
Create Daffodil, a 3/3 Pink and Polka-Dot Elephant creature token.
Confuse
(You may cast either or both halves of this card and ignore any sentence on either half.)
Monday 1G
Instant
Creature tokens gain indestructible until end of turn.
Destroy all creature tokens.
Confuse
Mustache-Twirling Villains Anonymous UBR
Think of the one person you dislike the most and one minor annoyance. Random example: Dog the Bounty Hunter, dry skin. DTBH is in MTVA and his sole goal is to give you dry skin. It's his job and he does it well. It's routine and he really loves giving you dry skin. Why? Maybe he just doesn't like you. DTBH doesn't explain himself.
So this is my guild I made this set just to have one grixis commander so this will be my play style. Sorry not sorry
Ever think the world's just out to inconvenience you, for no particular reason, not even one that makes sense, in the most trivial, convoluted way that you say, "Someone out there must really have it out for me." Well good news. It totally is and they totally do. And they do it to take away the most precious thing in life. Your time. MTVA
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Gather Round Y'all
Sorcery
Pay attention! (Read this card's text while it's on the stack at a normal pace. Read only if you've made sure your opponents are listening.)
Foggy memory (Opponents can't closely examine this card except while it's on the stack.)
Dear Opponents, I have something to say. Ahem.
Find the snail in the art in 10 seconds or I draw 3 cards. Go.
Snail is just what I came up with, thanks adventure time, but I could use whatever as long as it's hidden. Or I cut out of Where's Waldo all Waldo's and choose one. Haha yes.
I Sigh
Sorcery
Pay attention!
Dear opponents, hello.
Apple Dog Sock Baseball Button
Point to different one in the art each in 10 seconds. If you don't, discard a card. If no one does, I return this to my hand. Haha.
The entire card is one of those "find the object" things. Like I cut and paste out of one of those books. Words are random, just whatever I can hide again.
Those are both art related but I have one that's not.
Better Off
Sorcery
Pay attention!
Destroy nontouched creatures. This resolves.
I'm weighing if I need to add "this spell resolves once you've finished reading it". The original idea was either quick, short spells with choices, like a QuickTime event, or I could make stronger effects with longer text based on what's read. Or make it confusing enough when you're reading it that by the time it's resolved your opponent is still too confused to figure out what's going on. The goal is to do mean things but it's totally fine cuz you read the card outloud. How could you not understand that purposefully misleading, strangely phrased, word puzzle.
Two examples
One Day
Sorcery
Pay Attention! (Read this card's text while it's on the stack at a normal pace. Read only if you've made sure your opponents are listening. It resolves after read.)
Players, I hope this finds you well,
Human G Dog F Cat R Bird B Beast L
If you're searching your library already, and I hope you are, you may reveal a creature card with a name starting with any letter I recited, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Otherwise, it's too late.
The Shuffler
Creature — Gamer Shark
Pay attention!
Opponents, salutations,
Do the shuffle. Dont stop until you hit four.
Look at me. I'm entering with two +1/+1 counters on. Crazy.
I'm drawing a card. On cast. Yes. I know.
What about "This creature is unblockable.". Really.
Ubh, I can't think of anything else. Got it. Gimme lifelink. Nice
The Shuffler has each sentence recited in it's entirety up until someone shuffles four times.
2/2
The First Grade Degree
Sorcery
Pay Attention!
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, clap clap.
If you didn't clap your hands lose four life.
"Clap clap"
I Don't Wanna
Instant
If you're reading this, I countered your spell.
If you're not, I draw a card.
"Sorry, not sorry."
Sorcery
Pay attention! (Read this card's text while it's on the stack at a normal pace. Read only if you've made sure your opponents are listening.)
Foggy memory (Opponents can't closely examine this card except while it's on the stack.)
Dear Opponents, I have something to say. Ahem.
Find the snail in the art in 10 seconds or I draw 3 cards. Go.
Snail is just what I came up with, thanks adventure time, but I could use whatever as long as it's hidden. Or I cut out of Where's Waldo all Waldo's and choose one. Haha yes.
I Sigh
Sorcery
Pay attention!
Dear opponents, hello.
Apple Dog Sock Baseball Button
Point to different one in the art each in 10 seconds. If you don't, discard a card. If no one does, I return this to my hand. Haha.
The entire card is one of those "find the object" things. Like I cut and paste out of one of those books. Words are random, just whatever I can hide again.
Those are both art related but I have one that's not.
Better Off
Sorcery
Pay attention!
Destroy nontouched creatures. This resolves.
I'm weighing if I need to add "this spell resolves once you've finished reading it". The original idea was either quick, short spells with choices, like a QuickTime event, or I could make stronger effects with longer text based on what's read. Or make it confusing enough when you're reading it that by the time it's resolved your opponent is still too confused to figure out what's going on. The goal is to do mean things but it's totally fine cuz you read the card outloud. How could you not understand that purposefully misleading, strangely phrased, word puzzle.
Two examples
One Day
Sorcery
Pay Attention! (Read this card's text while it's on the stack at a normal pace. Read only if you've made sure your opponents are listening. It resolves after read.)
Players, I hope this finds you well,
Human G Dog F Cat R Bird B Beast L
If you're searching your library already, and I hope you are, you may reveal a creature card with a name starting with any letter I recited, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Otherwise, it's too late.
The Shuffler
Creature — Gamer Shark
Pay attention!
Opponents, salutations,
Do the shuffle. Dont stop until you hit four.
Look at me. I'm entering with two +1/+1 counters on. Crazy.
I'm drawing a card. On cast. Yes. I know.
What about "This creature is unblockable.". Really.
Ubh, I can't think of anything else. Got it. Gimme lifelink. Nice
The Shuffler has each sentence recited in it's entirety up until someone shuffles four times.
2/2
The First Grade Degree
Sorcery
Pay Attention!
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, clap clap.
If you didn't clap your hands lose four life.
"Clap clap"
I Don't Wanna
Instant
If you're reading this, I countered your spell.
If you're not, I draw a card.
"Sorry, not sorry."