I think this might be the funniest custom card I've ever seen. You win.
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- 1 year ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Generational Talents
- 1 year ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Generational Talents
Environmental Collapse
Enchantment — Saga (R)
I & II — Create a Treasure token.
III - Destroy all lands.
IIW: A wounded warrior
Enchantment — Saga (R)
I & II — Create a Treasure token.
III - Destroy all lands.
IIW: A wounded warrior
- 1 year ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Generational Talents
Ulka Trampled by Turtles - There's an awful lot going here, but it seems easy enough to understand. Two hexproof creatures for 3 seems pretty good. Tack on some delayed removal, and I'd say this is probably a bit undercosted. Seems more like Tussles with Turtles than Trampled by Turtles. Others - I...
- 1 year ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Generational Talents
I hope to have my judgments in around 10 PM EDT tonight..
- 1 year ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Generational Talents
Frozen in Time 2uu Enchantment (R) When Frozen in Time enters the battlefield, tap all creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap step for as long as you control Frozen in Time. 1u , Sacrifice Frozen in Time: Untap target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. IIW: Band n...
- 1 year ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
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- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Galaxy Brains
Edit: As a bizarre coincidence, I just noticed that this is my 445th post on MTGN. I based my card on a character(?) from the movie Neo Tokyo, which I had never heard of before posting this. I guess it would have been even more bizarre if this was my 443rd post, since 444-1 is 443, but still. 444-1 ...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Galaxy Brains
Norin the Courageous 5w Legendary Creature — Human Warrior (R) Norin the Courageous costs 1 less to cast for each creature attacking you. Flash First strike, vigilance "When the time for battle arises, which way will you run?" 4/4 IIW: Band names as black-bordered card names . (No local b...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Galaxy Brains
Poison Apple u Enchantment — Aura (U) Enchant Food you control When Poison Apple enters the battlefield, tap up to one target creature an opponent controls. If a creature is tapped this way, it doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control Poison Apple. "One bite,...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
- Views: 603342
Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Galaxy Brains
Trash Panda 2gg Creature — Raccoon (U) Trash Panda costs 2 less to cast if an opponent controls a Food. When Trash Panda enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts with mana value 0. "If you want to eat breakfast tomorrow morning, remember to seal up your food tonight." 2/2 IIW: Band n...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: May CCL, Top 9/Round 3: A Sudden End
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1368
Re: May CCL, Top 9/Round 3: A Sudden End
RaikouRider - I'm not sure this is worded correctly, but I like it. It's playable, and makes sense in its colors. The flavor is good, although it could certainly use some flavor text. bravelion83 - This feels like it costs too much, but considering cards like Anguished Unmaking, it probably needs t...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: May CCL, Top 9/Round 3: A Sudden End
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1368
Re: May CCL, Top 9/Round 3: A Sudden End
Angelic Light
Instant (U)
Target attacking or blocking creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn as long as it's Human. Otherwise, destroy it.
"How will you be seen when Our Lady shines her light upon you?"
Instant (U)
Target attacking or blocking creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn as long as it's Human. Otherwise, destroy it.
"How will you be seen when Our Lady shines her light upon you?"
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: May CCL, Signups/Round 2: The Cavalry Arrives
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1679
Re: May CCL, Signups/Round 2: The Cavalry Arrives
RaikouRider - I think this should just exchange control of itself with a spell. That would read a lot cleaner. Pretty fun card though. Especially with Unsummon effects. MonoRedMage - This is an expensive beast. It seems like a lot of mana if the ETB ability doesn't trigger. Maybe even if it does. I...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: May CCL, Signups/Round 1: Speed of Lightning
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1890
Re: May CCL, Signups/Round 1: Speed of Lightning
kwanyeegor-ii - A pretty decent and interesting card. It's at it's best when it hits two permanents, of course. marioguy3 - A very odd, niche card. MonoRedMage - That's a lot of damage for a lot of mana. I'm not sure this finds a home anywhere though. The damage part seems better than the other par...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: May CCL, Signups/Round 2: The Cavalry Arrives
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1679
Re: May CCL, Signups/Round 2: The Cavalry Arrives
Volatile Force
Creature — Elemental (U)
Flash
When Volatile Force dies, it deals 2 damage to each creature that was dealt damage this turn.
"Be careful how hard you hit it. It doesn't look entirely stable."
3/1
Creature — Elemental (U)
Flash
When Volatile Force dies, it deals 2 damage to each creature that was dealt damage this turn.
"Be careful how hard you hit it. It doesn't look entirely stable."
3/1
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: May CCL, Signups/Round 1: Speed of Lightning
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1890
Re: May CCL, Signups/Round 1: Speed of Lightning
Warm Welcome
Instant (U)
Warm Welcome deals 3 damage to each creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
"Make sure our visitors are given a proper greeting."
Instant (U)
Warm Welcome deals 3 damage to each creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
"Make sure our visitors are given a proper greeting."
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: The "I Like You" Game
- Replies: 477
- Views: 33560
Re: The "I Like You" Game
Dawntreader
Creature - Elemental
Flying
~ enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
When ~ dies, you may put its counters on target creature you control.
Evoke
0/0
Creature - Elemental
Flying
~ enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
When ~ dies, you may put its counters on target creature you control.
Evoke
0/0
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: April MCC Round 4 - May Day
- Replies: 8
- Views: 890
Re: April MCC Round 4 - May Day
Sun-Clan Swordmaster 3r Creature — Human Ninja (R) Ninjutsu 1rr ( 1rr , Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) When Sun-Clan Swordmaster enters the battlefield, you may attach target equipment you control to it. Eve...
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: The MCC Discussion Thread
- Replies: 1834
- Views: 128848
Re: The MCC Discussion Thread
Destroy is a keyword action. It's listed in the keyword actions link (701.7).
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: April MCC Round 3 - Liberation
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1124
Re: April MCC Round 3 - Liberation
Ravage
Instant (R)
Destroy target nonbasic permanent.
Very little can withstand the onslaught of The Swarm.
Instant (R)
Destroy target nonbasic permanent.
Very little can withstand the onslaught of The Swarm.
- 2 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: April MCC Round 2 - Easter Egg
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1592
Re: April MCC Round 2 - Easter Egg
Fractal Egg 2 Artifact Creature — Egg (U) Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a hatchling counter on Fractal Egg. 3 , Sacrifice Fractal Egg: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the numbers of hatchling counter...
- 3 years ago
- Forum: Contest Archives
- Topic: April MCC Round 1 - Fools
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2048
Re: April MCC Round 1 - Fools
Slow Learner
Creature — Human Rogue (C)
As an additional cost to cast Slow Learner, discard a card.
When Slow Learner dies, draw two cards.
"I'm going to figure this out, even if it kills me!"
1/2
Creature — Human Rogue (C)
As an additional cost to cast Slow Learner, discard a card.
When Slow Learner dies, draw two cards.
"I'm going to figure this out, even if it kills me!"
1/2
- 3 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
- Views: 603342
Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Galaxy Brains
Undulating Ooze g Creature — Ooze (U) At the beginning of your upkeep, if Undulating Ooze has two or more +1/+1 counters on it, remove all +1/+1 counters from it. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Undulating Ooze. 1/1 Expanding Experiment gg Creature — Ooze Beast (R) Evolve (Whenever a creature ent...
- 3 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
- Views: 603342
Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Galaxy Brains
Field Plow
Artifact — Vehicle (R)
Whenever Field Plow enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 0/1 green Plant creature tokens.
Creatures you control crew Vehicles using their toughness rather than their power.
Crew 2
3/4
IIW: Band names as black-bordered card names.
Artifact — Vehicle (R)
Whenever Field Plow enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 0/1 green Plant creature tokens.
Creatures you control crew Vehicles using their toughness rather than their power.
Crew 2
3/4
IIW: Band names as black-bordered card names.
- 3 years ago
- Forum: Contests & Games
- Topic: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Gnomes
- Replies: 10177
- Views: 603342
Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Exclusively For Custom Card Connoisseurs and Galaxy Brains
Monkey Cups
Creature — Plant (U)
: Monkey Cups deals damage equal to its toughness to target creature an opponent controls. When that creature dies this turn, put a +0/+1 counter on Monkey Cups.
Its appetite grows with its size.
0/1
IIW: A black bordered MCU card.
Creature — Plant (U)
: Monkey Cups deals damage equal to its toughness to target creature an opponent controls. When that creature dies this turn, put a +0/+1 counter on Monkey Cups.
Its appetite grows with its size.
0/1
IIW: A black bordered MCU card.