As regards the ribbing people for dragging the game to a crawl, one of my personal greatest pet peeves in EDH games is when players completely tune out if it's not their turn and only bother to become aware of/catch up with the board and game state when their turn comes around. Especially if the sam...

FYSA, I think the term you are looking for is "... on legs." e.g. Demonic Hordes is Stone Rain on legs. Also, Rod of Ruin is Tim on a stick. On legs is a non-creature effect added to a creature. On a stick is a non-artifact effect added to an artifact. IIRC, the above example (Tim/Rod) wa...

Short version is yes, there's templating for limiting effects like these and it hasn't been used on this card. Quest for Pure Flame interacts in a similar way with Purphoros, God of the Forge.

Sweet mercy Broken beyond broken How is it broken exactly? I mean, in these deck's colors it might be possible to set up some sort of infinite daisy chain with Ancestral Statue + Mana Echoes (copying a token you have enough of) or Kor Skyfisher + Earthcraft , but..those things are already well-know...