Draw two cards, then Everlasting Headache deals X damage to each opponent and you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can’t cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
“Feel free to scream. Your pain is my gain.”